the moment we've all been waiting for!
these last 6 days have been amazing, and im happy to say that im friends with pretty amazing people. for all the people that i didnt get to see im sorry and i still love you (YEAH LAURA WTF). i took a lot of pictures to document the best LAN that pat has ever had, although it was quite eventful it was still very fun. there is one day i didnt have batteries in my camera for and that was for brian's going away thing at sharons where we sat in hot tubs and i got emo. but whatever. that day was sad because brian left. and i didnt get to see enough of him this summer, which is mostly my fault but whatevs.
anyway,
this is where i lived for the past couple days, at jareds house, more specifically, in his room.
hes got computer shit and basses and guitars and amps everywhere. his room is a mecca of happiness.
like right after i took these pictures he cleaned up his room, no joke.
look at all that dorkism!
this is under his desk. might i take the time to show in comparison his mondo case and those regular sized cases next to it? his case is a monster. it rocks so hard. thermaltake makes awewsome cases.
the first evening was very exciting, jared got off work and then i put some batteries in my camera where we then went to his house to build this heat sink on his graphics card. to most of you this isnt very cool but trust me its damn cool.
jared did most of the work, although i did my share of putting tiny screws in. he had thermal paste all over himself. hes a dirty little boy.
and then this awesome sequence happened:
hey chris what time is it?
its 1:30 Jared.
no chris, its DOUBLE HEAT PIPE TIME
and then it was finished! LOOK AT THAT MONSTER!!
imagine that thing in your computer, pwning up all that heat and oxygen. it PWNZZZZ
the next morning tomm and bon came over to get us and then tomm decided to take some very "special" pictures.
but before we get to that, this is bon(e), his hair is pretty weird. it does this swoop thing that just like kills everything in its wake. he doesnt talk much but when he does talk his voice is very deep and he doesnt speak more than 10 words at a time. i rip on bon a lot but i dont think he cares. hes just happy to not be bored i think.
"
"HI,MY NAME IS TOMM AND I MAKE REALLY FUNNY FACES WHEN I DRINK AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"you are nub, im pwning this hot chocolate"
i ate a lumberjack slam in like 7 minutes. this is what it looked like after i was done with it.
jared was polite and left a little snausage for the busboy.
this is tommz reaction to the snausage. and the lady behind him is very fat and jolly, if she had a beard she could be santa claus. god i hate her.
this is tommz reaction to how fast i ate my food. he was in awe. see the awe?
all vietnamese people are gay. this picture is proof.
then we went to guitar center to go wank around for awhile to see what my new guitar would be like.
this is the one i liked the most, a fender telecaster with seymour duncans and maple body. it sounded like good sex with a girl who REALLY likes you to know how her end of things are going.
it was right around there where my memory card ran out of memory so i was like OK WHAT THE FUCK ASSHOLE and got a huge one at fries.
chris: "i dont even give a fuck. i can take pictures of anything i want to now, FUCK YEAH!"
we went to jareds work at barnes and NOOBles (nubcakes) to see his cafe micro in action.
his micro is so fast you cant even see it.
HI MY NAME'S BON, THIS IS MY FRAP.
jared: "yeah thats right I MADE THAT FRAP"
ghosts in the cafe.
I STILL MAKE FUNNY FACES WHEN I DRINK STUFF AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!
these are thomas' breasts. and the shirt design for our last band, which was kickass.
then tomm dropped me off at emilys house and we hung out for awhile. awww lookit how shy she is!
chris: "i STILL dont even give a fuck! i can take pictures of EVERYTHING...hey that looks kinda cool..."
colleen and sharon made the lights go dark.
this is cornelius, emily's turtle. hes just chillin.
sharon is contemplating her next move...
..which was to try and make friends with the fishies!
around this time pat woke up at like 7pm because he plays video games all night and he came over to hang out at em's,which is a party house.
i dont even know what the fuck they're doing.
girls are so wierd. they started to put on all these wierd clothes and started prepping their boobs.
emily is so emo.
and shes also a whore/slut/model.
pat: "these dont even FEEL like real boobs!"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
whoooooo!
awww pat is so emo/photogenic
afterawhile me and tomm went back to barnes and nubs to meet joey and beji (who didnt want her picture taken but i got her real good, you'll see)
A NIGHT ON THE TOWN IN THE POON YARD!!!!
so fierce!
joey: "and of course mac isn't going to help you because they're like 'i know you're stupid because you BOUGHT me"
yay for friends!
and then i got really narcississtic!
HAHAHAHA LOOK IM GORDON FREEMAN FROM HL2!! HAHAHA!
O NO LOOKOUT THERES A HEADCRAB HAHAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
O NO I HATE HEADCRABS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
then we went to safeway and got some drinks. pat tomm joey and bon all got these starburst smoothie things just to try them
tomm right before he took a sip.
this is tommz reaction to the starburst smoothie, which was gross.
I GOT A FUERTE!! OOO FUUUUUUUUUERRRRRRRTE!!
hahaha cardio kickboxing, thats so funny!
we went home and played video games till like 3am and then we got up at like 11 and started playing again. this is me killing someone in scoutzknivez, the best map for CS:S ever.
"YEAH YOU LIKE THAT BITCH ILL FUCK YOU UP BAD I KNOW YOU WONT EVEN BE EXPECTING ME TO COME AROUND THIS CORNER AND BLOW YOUR FACE OFF"
FUCK YOU MYSPACE
yay for command and conquer!!
shortly after jared had to go to work and then i went to emilys house again. i go there to eat her food.
this is what id look like if i was a ghost.
emily is still very emo.
HAHA I BET YOU THINK THOSE ARE MY LEGS AND THAT IM HELLA SEXY BUT ITS JUST EMILY HAHAHAHAHA
well anyway i left my camera at emily's and thats why she took pictures of her legs. i didnt get it back till the next morning where i showered and put on a new shirt, which is hella sexy. im also going to grow a pirate/hobo beard in case you didnt notice.
that is the best face jared has ever made.
you ain't a pro without this shirt.
right before band practice frank the bunny fucked the shit out of this parrot.
this is WAAAAY later on saturday when the LAN was in full swing. basically i remembered to take pictures because there was a lull in the excitement. on a late night run around midnight to jack in the box, jared got hit by a drunk driver and his car was totalled. nobody got hurt but the guy took off. luckily they were able to get a license plate # and there were plenty of witnesses to the accident. nick was covered in tacos and coke, which is hilarious. everyone was like did you pee your pants? we bought a case of bawls and kept em in a cooler. there were more people than we've ever had a LAN before, and it was definately good times.
anyway this is what jared looks like after i drank like 5 bawls and i cant stop my hands from shaking.
this was g's virginity lan. this is him hyped up on bawls.
this is g 4 minutes later coming down off the bawls hype.
6AM rolls around and we broke a circuit breaker. so we open the garage and let some fresh air in and we chill out from the awesomeness that this LAN represents.
bawls.
joey's face on bawls.
this was the LAST game of the night, TEAM FORTRESS CLASSIC. we also played command and conquer zero hour, counterstrike, and a little bit of farcry and guild wars.
this kid is goin places, let me tell ya.
these are the pictures of jareds poor baby car that we took the following morning when we got back to his house.
"chris, i think i heard something right before i went to sleep! what is that outside?"
"LOOK, JARED! THE CAR FAIRY CAME!!!"
then joey and beji came over and we went to saratoga to see red eye and go to petco!
if i was an animal rights activist id be like LET THE GERBILS RUN FREE! LET THE GODDAMN GERBILS RUN FREEEEEEEE!!!!!
this is a chinchilla in a purple ball.
these guys have better beards than me.
mmm pythons. you can see my camera in the reflection.
if you look closely you can see beji's reflection MWAJHAAHAHAHAHH!!
jared was so tired because he only got 2 hours of sleep and he was like "I FUCKING HATE BIRDS GAWDDAMN"
and then we went to the movie theater
this is the movie. rachel mcadams is my wife and cillian murphy is a badass.
and then right before i had tomm take me back to san fran i got a picture of BEJI! HAHAHHAHAHAHA I WIN! GG! PWNED!!
anyway. that was my entire weekend/vacation. it was pretty badass and i had a lot of fun. jared, i love you forever for letting me stay at your house for so long, i really appreciate you, and im sorry about your car. emily,i love you and im glad that guy didnt rape you. tomm, i love you and we'll be recording those songs soon. pat, you are ubergamer and i love you for all the LANs that you have at your house. joey,i love you and im sad when you're emo but when you arent emo the shit you say makes me laugh so fucking much. beji, im going to pwn your face off. laura, even though we didnt get to hang out this weekend because you were off with a bunch of japanese exchange students, i still love you and i'll catch you again. bwians, im sorry to see you leave and i want to go visit you in texas, and you already know i love you.
thanks to all people in my life that just kick ass. you're all wonderful people.
anyway,
this is where i lived for the past couple days, at jareds house, more specifically, in his room.
hes got computer shit and basses and guitars and amps everywhere. his room is a mecca of happiness.
like right after i took these pictures he cleaned up his room, no joke.
look at all that dorkism!
this is under his desk. might i take the time to show in comparison his mondo case and those regular sized cases next to it? his case is a monster. it rocks so hard. thermaltake makes awewsome cases.
the first evening was very exciting, jared got off work and then i put some batteries in my camera where we then went to his house to build this heat sink on his graphics card. to most of you this isnt very cool but trust me its damn cool.
jared did most of the work, although i did my share of putting tiny screws in. he had thermal paste all over himself. hes a dirty little boy.
and then this awesome sequence happened:
hey chris what time is it?
its 1:30 Jared.
no chris, its DOUBLE HEAT PIPE TIME
and then it was finished! LOOK AT THAT MONSTER!!
imagine that thing in your computer, pwning up all that heat and oxygen. it PWNZZZZ
the next morning tomm and bon came over to get us and then tomm decided to take some very "special" pictures.
but before we get to that, this is bon(e), his hair is pretty weird. it does this swoop thing that just like kills everything in its wake. he doesnt talk much but when he does talk his voice is very deep and he doesnt speak more than 10 words at a time. i rip on bon a lot but i dont think he cares. hes just happy to not be bored i think.
"
"HI,MY NAME IS TOMM AND I MAKE REALLY FUNNY FACES WHEN I DRINK AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"you are nub, im pwning this hot chocolate"
i ate a lumberjack slam in like 7 minutes. this is what it looked like after i was done with it.
jared was polite and left a little snausage for the busboy.
this is tommz reaction to the snausage. and the lady behind him is very fat and jolly, if she had a beard she could be santa claus. god i hate her.
this is tommz reaction to how fast i ate my food. he was in awe. see the awe?
all vietnamese people are gay. this picture is proof.
then we went to guitar center to go wank around for awhile to see what my new guitar would be like.
this is the one i liked the most, a fender telecaster with seymour duncans and maple body. it sounded like good sex with a girl who REALLY likes you to know how her end of things are going.
it was right around there where my memory card ran out of memory so i was like OK WHAT THE FUCK ASSHOLE and got a huge one at fries.
chris: "i dont even give a fuck. i can take pictures of anything i want to now, FUCK YEAH!"
we went to jareds work at barnes and NOOBles (nubcakes) to see his cafe micro in action.
his micro is so fast you cant even see it.
HI MY NAME'S BON, THIS IS MY FRAP.
jared: "yeah thats right I MADE THAT FRAP"
ghosts in the cafe.
I STILL MAKE FUNNY FACES WHEN I DRINK STUFF AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!
these are thomas' breasts. and the shirt design for our last band, which was kickass.
then tomm dropped me off at emilys house and we hung out for awhile. awww lookit how shy she is!
chris: "i STILL dont even give a fuck! i can take pictures of EVERYTHING...hey that looks kinda cool..."
colleen and sharon made the lights go dark.
this is cornelius, emily's turtle. hes just chillin.
sharon is contemplating her next move...
..which was to try and make friends with the fishies!
around this time pat woke up at like 7pm because he plays video games all night and he came over to hang out at em's,which is a party house.
i dont even know what the fuck they're doing.
girls are so wierd. they started to put on all these wierd clothes and started prepping their boobs.
emily is so emo.
and shes also a whore/slut/model.
pat: "these dont even FEEL like real boobs!"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
whoooooo!
awww pat is so emo/photogenic
afterawhile me and tomm went back to barnes and nubs to meet joey and beji (who didnt want her picture taken but i got her real good, you'll see)
A NIGHT ON THE TOWN IN THE POON YARD!!!!
so fierce!
joey: "and of course mac isn't going to help you because they're like 'i know you're stupid because you BOUGHT me"
yay for friends!
and then i got really narcississtic!
HAHAHAHA LOOK IM GORDON FREEMAN FROM HL2!! HAHAHA!
O NO LOOKOUT THERES A HEADCRAB HAHAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
O NO I HATE HEADCRABS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
then we went to safeway and got some drinks. pat tomm joey and bon all got these starburst smoothie things just to try them
tomm right before he took a sip.
this is tommz reaction to the starburst smoothie, which was gross.
I GOT A FUERTE!! OOO FUUUUUUUUUERRRRRRRTE!!
hahaha cardio kickboxing, thats so funny!
we went home and played video games till like 3am and then we got up at like 11 and started playing again. this is me killing someone in scoutzknivez, the best map for CS:S ever.
"YEAH YOU LIKE THAT BITCH ILL FUCK YOU UP BAD I KNOW YOU WONT EVEN BE EXPECTING ME TO COME AROUND THIS CORNER AND BLOW YOUR FACE OFF"
FUCK YOU MYSPACE
yay for command and conquer!!
shortly after jared had to go to work and then i went to emilys house again. i go there to eat her food.
this is what id look like if i was a ghost.
emily is still very emo.
HAHA I BET YOU THINK THOSE ARE MY LEGS AND THAT IM HELLA SEXY BUT ITS JUST EMILY HAHAHAHAHA
well anyway i left my camera at emily's and thats why she took pictures of her legs. i didnt get it back till the next morning where i showered and put on a new shirt, which is hella sexy. im also going to grow a pirate/hobo beard in case you didnt notice.
that is the best face jared has ever made.
you ain't a pro without this shirt.
right before band practice frank the bunny fucked the shit out of this parrot.
this is WAAAAY later on saturday when the LAN was in full swing. basically i remembered to take pictures because there was a lull in the excitement. on a late night run around midnight to jack in the box, jared got hit by a drunk driver and his car was totalled. nobody got hurt but the guy took off. luckily they were able to get a license plate # and there were plenty of witnesses to the accident. nick was covered in tacos and coke, which is hilarious. everyone was like did you pee your pants? we bought a case of bawls and kept em in a cooler. there were more people than we've ever had a LAN before, and it was definately good times.
anyway this is what jared looks like after i drank like 5 bawls and i cant stop my hands from shaking.
this was g's virginity lan. this is him hyped up on bawls.
this is g 4 minutes later coming down off the bawls hype.
6AM rolls around and we broke a circuit breaker. so we open the garage and let some fresh air in and we chill out from the awesomeness that this LAN represents.
bawls.
joey's face on bawls.
this was the LAST game of the night, TEAM FORTRESS CLASSIC. we also played command and conquer zero hour, counterstrike, and a little bit of farcry and guild wars.
this kid is goin places, let me tell ya.
these are the pictures of jareds poor baby car that we took the following morning when we got back to his house.
"chris, i think i heard something right before i went to sleep! what is that outside?"
"LOOK, JARED! THE CAR FAIRY CAME!!!"
then joey and beji came over and we went to saratoga to see red eye and go to petco!
if i was an animal rights activist id be like LET THE GERBILS RUN FREE! LET THE GODDAMN GERBILS RUN FREEEEEEEE!!!!!
this is a chinchilla in a purple ball.
these guys have better beards than me.
mmm pythons. you can see my camera in the reflection.
if you look closely you can see beji's reflection MWAJHAAHAHAHAHH!!
jared was so tired because he only got 2 hours of sleep and he was like "I FUCKING HATE BIRDS GAWDDAMN"
and then we went to the movie theater
this is the movie. rachel mcadams is my wife and cillian murphy is a badass.
and then right before i had tomm take me back to san fran i got a picture of BEJI! HAHAHHAHAHAHA I WIN! GG! PWNED!!
anyway. that was my entire weekend/vacation. it was pretty badass and i had a lot of fun. jared, i love you forever for letting me stay at your house for so long, i really appreciate you, and im sorry about your car. emily,i love you and im glad that guy didnt rape you. tomm, i love you and we'll be recording those songs soon. pat, you are ubergamer and i love you for all the LANs that you have at your house. joey,i love you and im sad when you're emo but when you arent emo the shit you say makes me laugh so fucking much. beji, im going to pwn your face off. laura, even though we didnt get to hang out this weekend because you were off with a bunch of japanese exchange students, i still love you and i'll catch you again. bwians, im sorry to see you leave and i want to go visit you in texas, and you already know i love you.
thanks to all people in my life that just kick ass. you're all wonderful people.