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everything's falling into place. i didn't mean to do it.

I. position yourself so your legs dangle.
II. politely ask for the to-go menu.
III. polish up your breathe stealing skills.
IV. plot evil schemes, call me president.
V. ply the wood off the tent.

And I'm sorry to say, every time they were inside.