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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

....I WAS INNNOCETLY DRIVING HOME WITH ASHLEY AND...
...I RAN OVER A CATTTT AT 50MPH!!!!! I FEEL BAD NOW!

Comments

[_carwrecks]

OMG YOU MURDER!!!!

hha jk. actually i think thats kinda funny. you know that if it was us in the car we woulda laughed... forever.

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hah yeahh but ahhhhhhhhh it was my first roadkill everrrr
i was shockedddd
poor kitty i hate cats but i sware it came out of nowhere!!!!

[_carwrecks]

hahaha im sure it did. those damn cats dont know how to stay out of the road away from fast moving cars haha. dumb cats.

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OH I KNOWW YEAHHHH
LETS BLAME IT ON THE CATSSSS!!!!
fuckk im going to helllllll

[heycrabs]

killer

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i know!!!! :(

hey atleast its one less cat in the world right??
i could have done us all a favor here!

[heycrabs]

you did me a great favor,since im a cat hater!
how was your day dandnadnaeeeeyogggie?

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it was goood!!! very tiring but very good!!!! hahaaha
i got to eat at applebees!!

[___white_rabbit]

awww how sad!

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hahah a little!
BUT ITS MORE FUNNY!!!

[___white_rabbit]

haha um your so cruel to cats gosh! haha i dont really care im alergic to them anyways!

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ohh well then see!!
i was doing you a FAVORRRR
goshh way to think POSITIVELYYYY

[robertoelmexcan]

haha i bet it made a sickening thud as it went under your tires and i bet its entrails and blood made designs on the pavement, little rivers of sustenence for the ants that form colonies on the sides of the road. and i bet the cat's little kittens are at home waiting for their mother, wondering when they get their next meal and now a bird is going to find them and pluck out their eyes and they'll walk around without eyes and eventually they'll die of hunger, which is rumored to be the worst death around.

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omg i know isnt it great??
hah guess whattt
danielle saw my roadkill on the way to school
and siad its guts were like coming out itds neckkk hahahahhhahahaha
ohh adn your right, the THUD under my tired was HUGEEEE
my car litterally bounced for atleast 30seconds after i ran it over!

[brandyandy]

where did u hit it i think i saw it this morning on my way to school too!

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alma school and ryan-ishhh