Oh cruel Fate, how do you always know

[white_haven]

Every time I open spam, somehow or another they just know that I want a bigger penis. Oh, how do they know...

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[inmyheadx2]

Meee too honey.

[white_haven]

Really?!? You knew?!

Well... hmm. I guess next time I see you, you'll have to "help me out" in this regard...

[inmyheadx2]

No, I get the freakin spam insisting that I need a bigger penis. Not that I have one, but I do have penis envy, if that counts.

Not that I would be opposed to helping you out... *cough*

[inmyheadx2]

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MALL ? E F ION W !
Chea es a z lis an er dru v s 9
p t vi gra, cia d oth g !

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friend hastings reminded me just now, i the last named.
her picture was very often in benevolence mingled with obstinacy
and a deep part of our own lives. For when men want to impress.