"Your mother gives terrible head, and your father aint no olympian either."

I hate being awake this fucking early....

It's been a while since I posted anything interesting. Well life hasn't been that interesting lately. Oh well. I saw Shaun of the Dead with Carlos and Pete. That movie fucking ruled so much ass, I must see it again with many different people. I got Silent Hill 4, broke up with Javanna, Drew and Sculpted a lot of ugly naked people, Been dead tired, ( Read more... )

HEY! I FUCKING HATE FR.RICHARD!

Yea well Today is my first day of school and I'm hear waiting for the bus. I have to take so much shit today to fucking New York. I have to carry this huge carboard peice of paper with me and like god knows how many paints and shit. Now I cant see my friends till fucking 7 which pisses me off. I cant even see my girlfriend too, I havent seen her in ( Read more... )

Well Carlos just called me. When I saw his name on the caller ID I thought he was going to kill me over the phone. Instead he starts apologizing for last name. So we went through 15 minutes of "I'm sorry it was my fault" "No dont be sorry it was mine" He said it really got to him, probably as much as it got to me. I'm still depressed over the house ( Read more... )

The title basically explains what I am but I'm sure most of you know that already. I managed to piss off Carlos last night. I would go into detail on how this happened but I feal like a fucking moron,idiot,tool,dick,ass,fag,dingle-berry,a pixie,retart (obviously),etc. I'm a forgetful asshole. I should have thought before I acted and now I feel ( Read more... )

Yeah there is and its a bitch. Going to NYC soon with that guy who made me. Hopefully I'll get to see Javanna later which is good. She plays with my hair and I really like that. She could put me to sleep if she wanted to. My school is pretty fucking cool. I have orientation all week and so far it's been is fucking cool places. On sunday it was in a ( Read more... )

I went back to school today to wait for my father so we can go to New York again and Lamb comes over to talk to me. That guy still creeps me out.

As of Thursday August 26th I am now taken. And offically the most whipped mother fucker in Jersey.

I have a new found love for the Upright Citizens Brigade. Little Donnie is fucking amazing.