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[white_pork_bun]

Listen! Listen!

[Jumping up and down with the device until finally coming to a stop.]

Mokona has an announcement!

[And Mokona is standing in front of the communicator, looking at it.]

Mokona knows that Mokona must look very good to eat, and would probably taste very good too. In fact, would probably be the best tasting thing that anyone would ever try

Comments

[white_pork_bun]

No eating Mokona!

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[white_pork_bun]

They can be curious.

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[notverypriestly]

What. I really have to stop smoking.

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[white_pork_bun]

Resist the urge to eat Mokona?

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[notverypriestly]

Despite that Mokona is advertising his deliciousness?

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[white_pork_bun]

Yes!

[sword_boy]

I think you're safe for the time being. I think sentience turns people off from eating certain things.

...and maybe instead of mentioning food, you should be talking about the restaurants. Wouldn't that better distract away from your "deliciousness"?

[white_pork_bun]

But Mokona likes apples and sake?

[sword_boy]

The correct tactic in battle is not to distract the enemy with things you like, but rather the things they would like... or at least I think that's how you're supposed to do things.

[white_pork_bun]

Mokona's role in battle is... to cheer!

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[dreamsofnoah]

You forgot to mention lollipops.

[dreamsofnoah]

But I might make an exception for dessert this once.

[white_pork_bun]

Lollipops are Road's favourite?

[dreamsofnoah]

Mmhmm~! But if you really taste that good then maybe I'll have a new favourite.

[lady_wandering]

Someone tried to eat you?

[white_pork_bun]

Everyone keeps saying that Mokona looks like food.

[lady_wandering]

How could anything that walks and talks be food?

[white_pork_bun]

Mokona knows that, but they don't, but Mokona does look too tasty for Mokona's own good.