Why the chicken crossed the road quite possibly has to be the dumbest question ever asked by mankind. Why did it have to be a chicken? Why not a cow, or a platypus? Besides, what the hell is a chicken doing walking around in the street anyway? Someone should catch the chicken and make me some dinner instead of asking why it's just wandering around in this big, hungry world. Who the hell came up with that lame ass joke anyway? Oh, and how about the knock knock joke about the banana and the orange? It ends in saying "orange ya glad I'm not the banana again?" What the f**k is that? No, god damnit, as it turns out, I like bananas. Bring back the banana you lame ass orange! Making jokes about fruit is not funny. F**k you orange! Some things I will just never understand.
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