so recently i've been very angry with my studies, because all we read in east asian film are these fucking feminist psychoanalytic academic bullshit pieces from the 1970's. last week we had to read an article about the female body in the horror, porn, and melodrama genres (which actually i enjoyed second only to the article we read about cult film ( Read more... )

so we're watching My Wife is a Gangster and Dr. Yi is playing translator and she looks at me and says "what they're saying is I'm Going To Cut All Your Balls Off. Mother Fuckers." this woman is 4 and a half feet tall. later she asks us if anyone knows whether or not we have a male equivalent of a spinster in English; before anyone who knows what ( Read more... )

so tonight I was supposed to watch a movie about a cute Korean woman who kills people like everyday. But my teacher (a cute Korean woman) forgot to fucking reserve the movie. I'm sitting in the viewing room with the annoying ogre boy and he's trying to explain to a chick in my class that "if you watch a movie in subtitles, i can assure you that you ( Read more... )

So my midterms are all finished. Except, of course, for my Japanese oral exam, in preparation of which I will probably be practicing on a banana for hours tomorrow night. What the hell was with last night's episode of Real World? We can't show Shavonda eating whipped cream off of a banana? What life is worth living if you can't even screen mildly ( Read more... )