Post-Animels and Evil Twin DNA results [text]
[Private to self; unhackable]
It's kind of hard to believe just last month I was stuck in a Pichu body for a week, and now I have my own Pokemon trainer's license and my first Pokemon. I tried explaining the whole thing to Rose over the phone for hours. She didn't believe it until I sent her some pictures of Gamera. She thinks he's cute.
I found some old birthday presents... I think Lash left them. There were some other presents I could have done without. My car still looks like shit. I already blew an entire paycheck getting the door fixed but it's going to take a lot more than that to get it perfect again. If I ever find out who did it I swear I'll...
...I guess it was probably an accident anyway, considering what happened to everyone during that week.
And what happened to Nabooru before that. I can't even begin to imagine what she's... And what's happening to Blacky now. It's like everything's falling apart around me in their lives and I can't even hold them up. She just came back just fine but... I can tell she's not going to be the same after this. Her brother...
I wonder if I should ask her if she'd... with Gamera and me... or if she'd just be offended or something after everything she just went through.
That Volgin guy Raikov mentioned is downright frightening looking.
[Private to Raikov and Blacky; slightly hackable]
Hey, remember those DNA test results we sent in? The package with the results finally came back. Did a simple paper really have to come in such a bulky case?
It looks like it went halfway around the world and had all these return to sender stamps all over. I guess it had a hard time finding Smash Academy, but the results are in...
It says, "I am not the father."
GENETIC TEST REPORT
GSCase/Test Set: 934245 / 694004
Customer Number: EAC031175244218893
Combined sibling index = 36,590 to 1
Probability of sibling match = 99.97%
In conclusion, the alleged sibling, RAIDEN cannot be excluded as the biological sibling of RAIKOV with the notable difference in that RAIKOV contains more Russian genetic markers.
...So uh...
There you go. Whatever that means.
[Addendum!]
[Email to Lash; hackable]
Lash, do you know how to read this thing?
[Attachment: GenTestReport_EAC031175244218893.pdf]