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whitedeviljack

Latest Christmas presents ever [text]

Jan 31, 2011 00:30

[SO. Things have been pretty awkward since Raiden came back. A lot of stumbling around and making an ass of himself to certain people for lack of remembering them. Eventually Raiden would discover his fabled answering machine, loaded with like, hundreds of messages. That shit blew his mind. Only recently did Raiden feel brave enough to sit down and ( Read more... )

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ofasandgoddess January 31 2011, 06:10:14 UTC

[Nabooru has lovely chocolates for Christmas. She's touched though, and sometime later, she leaves him a note.

"Raiden,

You can't possibly know how much it means to me.
Let me make it up to you.

Always,
Nabooru"

And perhaps against her better judgment, she doesn't bother to take the note back.]

whitedeviljack January 31 2011, 06:19:43 UTC

[Even further against Raiden's judgment, he eventually makes efforts to seek out Nabooru to follow up on said note. Not very blunt efforts, but perhaps edging around her classroom a little more frequently as he makes his janitorial rounds around the school, perhaps occasionally taking the long path to his dorm that would have him pass hers along the way. Perhaps they would cross paths and it would be another relationship he could catch up on since his longer-than-expected absence--more blanks to fill in.]

LET'S LOG THIS SHIT, KAT. ofasandgoddess January 31 2011, 06:36:03 UTC

[Nabooru plays oblivious. Raiden seems a little different. A little reserved. Poor guy.

And she wants to help. Will he accept a date with her?]

YES PLEASE FOREVER. ♥ whitedeviljack January 31 2011, 06:58:05 UTC

[He very well may but at the moment she doesn't seem TO NOTICE HIM at all! He is going to eventually speak up, likely in one of their hallway passes.]

Hey.

[He did not think this through very well. Witness his charms in action.]

Hi.

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pedaltothemetal January 31 2011, 06:18:57 UTC

[Falcon tosses the Contra arcade console out a fourth-story window Contra cartridges into the common room microwave for a spell. They are left outside the janitor's office, with a polaroid of the very last high score screen taped to the melty remains.]

whitedeviljack January 31 2011, 06:35:00 UTC

[Oh no. Melted pile of plastic who would do such a thing. And what is this--it looks like CONTRA HIS BABIES NOOOO. AND WHAT IS THAT IS THAT A POLAROID who uses a polaroid anymore what is it anyway. Raiden brilliantly leans down to take a better look and ends up taking a good whiff of the smell and AAHHAAAAAAUUUUGH GROSS. THAT IS SO GROSS IT SMELLS LIKE BURNING PLASTIC AND BURNING ASS. THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST SMELL TO EVER GRACE HIS NOSTRILS.

BIGGEST DICK FOREVER.

So Raiden does the sensible thing and grabs a mop and pushes the sad remains all the way to the front of Falcon's office. And leaves it there.

This of course left an ugly skid mark going all the way down the hallway which Raiden mumbled and groaned about but did indeed mop up.]

pedaltothemetal January 31 2011, 06:40:44 UTC

[Hey man, polaroids are totally adorable in a primitive kind of way.

Falcon steps on them as he leaves and curses forever and then throws them out the window into the parking lot.]

Private. bestsweater January 31 2011, 06:31:05 UTC

Sure. We'll stop by. I've been training him with my team, but just watch what he eats and make sure he exercises.

I'll battle you whenever you're ready.

whitedeviljack January 31 2011, 06:47:22 UTC

Right. We won't go easy on you.

gameraaaa January 31 2011, 06:47:53 UTC

[WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT THE BROWNIE MAN. THIS IS NOT FAIR.]

bestsweater January 31 2011, 17:48:31 UTC

I look forward to the look on your face when you realize Gamera is only like level 10 it.

[Private, unhackable] things_go_boom January 31 2011, 07:14:56 UTC

[So many mp3 players this year, but she appreciates it.]

Yeah but don't tell anyone that I care.

...did you see my Contra cartridges?

[Privates] whitedeviljack January 31 2011, 07:20:23 UTC

I won't.

[WAIT. WAIT OH NO.]

Wait... those were your cartridges?

[Privates] things_go_boom January 31 2011, 07:21:22 UTC

My cartridges what?

[Privates] whitedeviljack January 31 2011, 07:22:44 UTC

The burned, melting ones left in front of my office? I could of sworn that was Falcon's doing because of the note I left him!

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boxingmidget January 31 2011, 13:27:08 UTC

[LUCKY FOR YOU, Mac liked action movies. And he'll see for himself if they're bad or not. Even though you probably mixed them up, that is so sad, bro.]

Heeey, don't worry about it. The late presents. I appreciate it.

[[Private//lousily, you better fix it]]

And...don't worry if you were actin' weird. Considerin'...

[Privatos] whitedeviljack January 31 2011, 15:38:31 UTC

[CAN YOU. BLAME HIM.]

Yeah. I just spent the past few days going through my old network entries. It's been really... informative.

[Oh yay it's finally super privates] boxingmidget January 31 2011, 19:09:10 UTC

[....NO.]

Ah, right. I guess you found some interestin' stuff in there. Crazy stuff happens here a lot, you mighta noticed.

((OOC: Looking back, I don't think they've discussed memory loss in the thread in the dorm log. Can we assume they've talked about memory loss elsewhere other than the conversation they had in there?))

[Privatest of Privates] whitedeviljack January 31 2011, 20:27:11 UTC

[[YEAH that is totally okay, and that is my bad oops. They probably talked about it a little further while playing vidya games.]]

Lots of crazy stuff. I had an answering machine full of messages. You know, that old brown one sitting on my office desk?

Someone called me Candlejack at one point?

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