Comments | whitedeviljack: Chick-fil-A [text]

whitedeviljack

Chick-fil-A [text]

Apr 22, 2011 10:55

What the hell is going on around here?

There's a huge blood stain on the main building wall and blood in the fountain! Did these little chicks cause that?

They are pooping everywhere ugh.

this wasn't in the simulation!, %location: everywhere, *midna, *raikov, *falcon, *blacky, #text, janitor man is janitor, this school is painful, *azelf, *goose

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ihaswillpower April 22 2011, 15:17:05 UTC

I don't know, but they're attacking my roommate and I can't chase them away!

whitedeviljack April 22 2011, 15:41:00 UTC

Where are you?

ihaswillpower April 22 2011, 15:46:15 UTC

In the halls! And hurry, he's turning to stone!

obviously this is the perfect time for trolling pedaltothemetal April 22 2011, 16:11:58 UTC

I killed a man.

uh always is the perfect time whitedeviljack April 22 2011, 16:14:17 UTC

What?!

Re: uh always is the perfect time pedaltothemetal April 22 2011, 16:16:45 UTC

I dragged him out behind the building and shot him in the face.

It was just like the end of Old Yeller, it was very sad.

whitedeviljack April 22 2011, 16:19:38 UTC

Wouldn't someone like you burn him instead?

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badasscopters April 22 2011, 17:04:39 UTC

They turn things to stone. I kinda don't think li'l ol' chickens can cause that kinda bloodshed, though.

impish_shadow April 22 2011, 17:06:17 UTC

Do they seriously look like "li'l ol'" chickens to you.

Really

badasscopters April 22 2011, 17:14:55 UTC

Heh. This is this school. The way they look is a hell of a lot less crazy than some of the other things I've seen here, if you ask me.

They're just more dangerous than what they look or some kinda crap like that. I still need to get rid of the one in my bathroom. Still don't think they'd make that much blood, though. C'mon.

[Goose you might be underestimating them.]

whitedeviljack April 22 2011, 17:16:47 UTC

No, I think he's got a point. This looked like someone dragged a body across the wall, about one meter high.

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majorcrotchgrab April 22 2011, 19:42:24 UTC

You can come seek refuge in my apartment, Jack. ♥

whitedeviljack April 23 2011, 01:18:39 UTC

Are you kidding?

majorcrotchgrab April 23 2011, 02:15:37 UTC

No? Giovanni lives with me so his pokemon could protect us...

whitedeviljack April 23 2011, 02:36:45 UTC

I don't like Giovanni.

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miss_dreavus April 22 2011, 23:21:02 UTC

I'm sorry. I bought one because I wanted to cook it for you. I didn't think all this would happen...

whitedeviljack April 23 2011, 01:19:19 UTC

You want me to eat one of these things?

It didn't try to bite you or anything, right? Are you okay?

miss_dreavus April 23 2011, 01:22:59 UTC

It hadn't evolved when I bought it! I thought it was a normal chicken.

I managed to avoid being bitten. So far, at least. It jumped out the window and I closed it, but I hear suspicious noises coming from my cupboards. What about you?

whitedeviljack April 23 2011, 01:28:05 UTC

...There's three sitting in my toilet staring at me. Gamera's watching the door.

They evolved? Are these things some kind of Pokemon?

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