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[whitelacexvii]

Post anything that you want (in comments), and post it anonymously. Anything. A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love -- anything. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post twice if you'd like. Then, put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say.

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[anonymous]

my navel is crunchy.

go forth and become a happy cabbage.

[anonymous]

Cheese doodles.

[anonymous]

Okay. So Jim Bob was walkin along, just chillin, when BAM, the sky turned purple. So Jim Bob was all like, "Whoaaaa". Then a monkey walked up to him, and he was like, "Yo man, got a light?" So Jim Bob hooked the monkey up with a light, and went along with his chillin. Ignoring the giggling gargantuans, Jim Bob performed the ritualistic 'Banana Slapping'. At this point, Jim Bob's lips had turned blew and his six-foot beard had grown icicles and frost for all the chillin he had done. "Abra kadabra!" Shouted the zebra from across the street. Not wanting to be rude, Jim Bob returned the "Abra kadabra!" with gusto. Suddenly, there was a commotion. Jim Bob rushed to the scene, where a cat and a dog were fighting using the ancient fighting style of 'Matrix-jitzu'. It was a display long to be remembered, and a fierce battle indeed. The dog had won, but the cat had managed to tear out the dog's spleen before the dying breath left its body. At last, peach schnapps and potato dumplings rained from the sky, and all were happy again. The End.