But don't worry, you can suntan

[whitemice]

Well I have just returned from an interview of appliance at Stevenson's college and I have several complaints, mainly on the absolute mingingness of every single warlock I came across during this visit. The woman who works on the reception desk is actually, to put it as politely as possible, so deformed that she looks as if her mother's embryos

Comments

[girl__afraid]

pre sexy, will you's please phone me,

love you
x

[pregnantheads]

That first paragraph is rather sublime.

[whitemice]

The retort 'so's my face' seems appropriate.

[cakewalking]

where have you been?