Comments | whitequeensfire: Voice Mail

whitequeensfire

Voice Mail

Apr 29, 2011 10:22

"Hi, this is Angelica. Please leave me a message!"

Comments 6

longislandiceme November 11 2011, 01:19:07 UTC

Logically, it made sense for Angelica to be the recipient of this particular drunk text:

I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.

not_a_parakeet November 11 2011, 01:21:35 UTC

And, really, it seemed only natural that the voicemail that followed went to Angelica, too.

"... Angelica? Uh. Uh, hey. Do you know how to put out fires? I mean, like, um, obviously fanning them with something big and, uh, feathery? That's not a good idea, right?"

Ignore the sirens.

"SOMEONE DUMP THE VODKA ON IT OR SOMETHING, GOD."

That would end well!

dollpocalypse November 11 2011, 01:25:28 UTC

"I DON'T LIKE YOU. YOU SMELL FUNNY. LIKE ASHES."

longislandiceme November 11 2011, 01:50:28 UTC

And now, time for a mass text!

Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor appletinis.

longislandiceme November 11 2011, 03:04:49 UTC

Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.

Probably alongside Ben's shoes.