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Action: 2241 Stevens Road, Morning
[When Belarus wakes up, she nearly smothers the man next to her with his pillow while he’s sleeping. Then she realizes that not only the man in her bed is completely off, no man is ever in her bed, but sometimes she likes to pretend brother is with her, but the house is off as well. Before she breaks anything, she needs to know how her stalker, because it could only be that, kidnapped her, and who they were. So she crept downstairs and into the kitchen, took a knife, how handy! And went back upstairs.]
[So, Good morning, Charles L. Charles. This is Belarus, your new wife. It’s not the best way to wake up, having a knife from the kitchen shoved up against your neck, but really, this marriage is going to be wonderful. Have a manic looking Belarus without her bow and dressed in American ‘50s nightwear ]
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WAAAANT?
Action: 2241 Stevens Road, Midday
[Belarus is glaring at everyone who walks by her house. She’s glaring at all the houses, she’s glaring at the cars, and she’s glaring at you. Unless you happen to be her sister. And if you’re another cast mate, she will immediately blame you and accost you for information. Think something ‘bastard’ something ‘asshole’ and something about her brother smiting you into dust, and you’ve basically got the gist of it.]
[PHONE], Afternoon
[She is yelling immediately when you pick up the phone, Mayfield.]
I AM LOOKING FOR FAMILY IN THIS HELLHOLE. NOT FAKE FAMILY. REAL ONE. Looking for brother, brother, brother-IS HE HEEEERE?! HAVE YOU SEEN? Would hate it here. Beautiful man, perfect in every way, very tall with big scarf and cute terrified expression. YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE IT. Also looking for sister. Cries a lot. Attracts attention from wrong kind of men.
[When Belarus wakes up, she nearly smothers the man next to her with his pillow while he’s sleeping. Then she realizes that not only the man in her bed is completely off, no man is ever in her bed, but sometimes she likes to pretend brother is with her, but the house is off as well. Before she breaks anything, she needs to know how her stalker, because it could only be that, kidnapped her, and who they were. So she crept downstairs and into the kitchen, took a knife, how handy! And went back upstairs.]
[So, Good morning, Charles L. Charles. This is Belarus, your new wife. It’s not the best way to wake up, having a knife from the kitchen shoved up against your neck, but really, this marriage is going to be wonderful. Have a manic looking Belarus without her bow and dressed in American ‘50s nightwear ]
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WAAAANT?
Action: 2241 Stevens Road, Midday
[Belarus is glaring at everyone who walks by her house. She’s glaring at all the houses, she’s glaring at the cars, and she’s glaring at you. Unless you happen to be her sister. And if you’re another cast mate, she will immediately blame you and accost you for information. Think something ‘bastard’ something ‘asshole’ and something about her brother smiting you into dust, and you’ve basically got the gist of it.]
[PHONE], Afternoon
[She is yelling immediately when you pick up the phone, Mayfield.]
I AM LOOKING FOR FAMILY IN THIS HELLHOLE. NOT FAKE FAMILY. REAL ONE. Looking for brother, brother, brother-IS HE HEEEERE?! HAVE YOU SEEN? Would hate it here. Beautiful man, perfect in every way, very tall with big scarf and cute terrified expression. YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE IT. Also looking for sister. Cries a lot. Attracts attention from wrong kind of men.