Sam Raimi and producing partner Robert Tapert kyboshed those rumors about a proposed Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash movie, saying clearly, "That won't happen." Raimi elaborated on why he didn't feel it appropriate to bring Ash into the battle royale ( Read more... )

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Kerry: You led a coalition of Britain, the US and Austraila into a viper's nest, spent $200 billion we needed for the war on terror on a dead end search for weapons of mass distruction that never existed, got 1000 marines killed, created unstability and strife for decades to come, allowed Osama Bin Laden to escape, and now can't even figure out a ( Read more... )

I am back. That's about the most I have time to say right now, but I'll write a big ass post about my adventures before the week is out. Things are starting to calm down a little in my life, so maybe I'll actually start using the internet again... stranger things have happened ( Read more... )

Just when I thought the upcoming greatest movie of all time was falling dead on its ass...

I read this.You know... I'm really seriously starting to wonder if I'm actually dead and in heaven right now. Shit that is this cool NEVER happens in real life. I'm feeling the same anxiety and tension right now - the daily, relgious checking of news sites ( Read more... )

Lessons in Irresponsible Panic Bullshit Media
Number 9,203,201: Video Games

That's right folks, it's that time again. It's time for the media to try to blame a terrible thing on a form of entertainment.

For those of you who are unaware, a 17 year old who happens to play the recent PS2 game "Manhunt", brutally murdered his friend with a hammer. ( Read more... )

stop dying you bastards

Marlon Brando is dead, at the age of 80. I won't say he didn't make it longer than I thought he would, but still, not happy news.

I'm not entirely sure whether this is good or bad. But, read on ( Read more... )

Ray Charles is dead :-(

Gah. At this rate, I don't think there will be any of my idols LEFT to die suddenly. The odd thing is, Ray Charles was only 73. I thought the dude was at least pushing 90. Either way, rest in peace.

Many, many films over the past 20 years have tried to capture the essence of the fairy tale. Whether it's been old stories given the "what if it had happened today?" treatment (such as the million dreadful re-tellings of Cinderella), or old fairy tales made with a distinctly contemporary slant (such as Shrek) or even if it's a story with a crazy, ( Read more... )