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[whitetwoguns]

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I know at least two lovely ladies who would be interested in a little something. I happen to find myself with two bottles of perfume and both of you get first pick, if not then I'll find someone else to pass em along to.

One's called Laugh Often and the other one's Imari? Imari something. Anyway I thought they smelled nice.

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[whitetwoguns]

Who said I wanted anything?

[whitetwoguns]

You're welcome. Figured I'd pay it forward.

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[withloadedguns]

[Hang on. For a long moment, you get the sonic equivalent of a long, fixed "seriously?" stare. ... ... ... And then:]

[Voice;]

[withloadedguns]

Guess I should have figured you for the type.

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[whitetwoguns]

[Good? Bad? This could get ugly?]

The type?

[Of course he can never have a run in with The Stranger when he's firing off rounds with not one but two guns. Nope. Fate, what are you.]

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[withloadedguns]

[He is "Il Buono," so maybe you need not fear...]

Mm.

To give a lady presents like that.

[It's clearly due to this guy's amazing off-screen teleportation ability. (No, probably not.) That, or that Fate is a cruel bitch mistress. They should go out to the shooting range sometime. It'd be cool.]

[shall_yield_us]

Bribery at its best?

[whitetwoguns]

Are you jealous I didn't get one for you? I thought it might be too forward, ya know we just met.

[shall_yield_us]

And you were most terribly worried for your name and my virtue, hmmmm?

[whitetwoguns]

Worried you'd get the wrong idea. Sorry to say it but don't think anything would work out between you and me. Don't go thinkin' I don't enjoy our little talks.

[shifts]

Do you often find yourself laden with women's products?

[whitetwoguns]

Only when I'm trying to make a few rights out of a wrong.

[shifts]

Sounds serious, if you spent the money.

[whitetwoguns]

The Avon gal was crying.

[byweavinglives]

Perfume?

[whitetwoguns]

Looks like you got the second one. Angie called the first.

[byweavinglives]

That doesn't bother me.

Why did you get me perfume?

[whitetwoguns]

I was doin' a sad Avon girl a favor. I got no use for it that's for sure, I knew at least two gals that would.