listen

[whitewidowed]

sometime, i'm going to lay you down on your stomach and drip hot candles over the entirety of your naked back

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Does a Pope shit in the woods?

[needleinthehay_]

Sup my fellow Austrian? I know I'm not Austrian but lets pretend that I am for now. I wonder how painful it is to be scalped. I also wonder if people ever suffer from ingrained nosehairs?? Oh the transplendid queeries and oddities of life...they certainly provide for hours of mental masturbation. A good mindfuck is ok now and then, just remember...WEAR PROTECTION i.e. your thinking cap (hehe, get it? Like jimmy caps) OK thats enough psycho babble outta this Austrian.

ALWAYS REMEMBER THE ALAMO.

PEACE, LOVE, AND COOKIES

well..YOU listen..

[silenceaboveall]

who's buying the candles? =p