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[whitewizard42]

i'm taking a survey, on behalf of myself. what things, if any, keep me from being "dateable"? aside from my being the kind of person who asks this kind of question...

i assume i must be, because anyone i ask either cracks up or refuses to answer. and also the fact that i've never dated, although that's secondary.

anyone who doesn't respond to

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[symmetrytheory]

i don't see anything that keeps you from being dateable, thomas. except maybe the fact that you think you are. i don't know. sometimes your jokes aren't funny. but then, mine are never funny, and we all know about my current issues, so that can't be it. you just have to be patient, thomas. that is, if you want to date someone. personally, i think it sounds like an awful idea. but maybe it would suit you. just... wait. you are eminantly dateable. fuck i'm tired. i make no sense, i'm sure. i don't think i understood the question. my wrist itches.

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[afaerieinside]

you don't know when to stop pestering people.
the holey clothes hobo look is gone, so that doesn't stand in the way.
and yr too shy.

[whitewizard42]

i usually know when to stop pestering. i just don't.

and thank you for your rather more helpful answer.

[malice240]

hey, if you asked me out, I'd say "yes"

[whitewizard42]

which, of course, is why i never will.