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[whitewizzy]

In English class today:

While writing a text one of the pupils tries out loud: "My dad is a bad cock"
Me: "Excuse me?"
Pupil: "My dad is a bad cock!"
Me: "..um...really?"
Pupil: "Mom says he sometimes ruins dinner"
Me: " Ah. You mean to say he is a bad cook!"
Pupil: "YeAh. That's what I said."
Me: No, not reallyMe: "Just replace that c with an o,

Comments

[niceandfluffy]

A budding slash writer if ever I heard one...!

[whitewizzy]

The mental picture of my pupils writing slash had me nauseous there for a second.... but you might be right :D

[charly2004]

LMAO does that remind you of anything?
http://charly2004.livejournal.com/448081.html

[whitewizzy]

OMG!
*keels over*

[ames1010]

hahahaha not much is making me laugh these days, but that sure did!!

[whitewizzy]

*hugs you*
Then the traumatising mental pictures of this kids fathers bad cock was worth the pain :D

[elanna9]

LOL! Oh, kids and the things they say. :)

[whitewizzy]

I have heard kids confuse them in english lessons before, as our equivalent to cook (kokk) is pronounced like cock. But it is the first time in my career that I have had a kid make unfavorable statements regarding her dads genitals. In writing no less :D:D:D

[little___hobbit]

*snickers madly* Gotta love kids... :P

[whitewizzy]

They are highly amusing at times :)