Sassy Jackie and Hero Figure

[whitlay_kimblay]

Nathan and I went to Wal-Mart last night before we picked Will up and went to the cheap toy aisle. I found the best dolls ever, and they're only 88 cents each! The girl looks like a Bratz doll, only has a squishy face and her name is Sassy Jackie. Sassy Jackie's male counterpart is Hero Figure. They're the best dolls ever. It's pretty funny

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[_iloveyoutoo]

... then Sassy Jackie stole a pregnancy test and guess what?!?! A blue plus sign!! She's preggers, oh no! When she breaks the news to Hero Figure while they're lounging about in the gardening section, he pushes her into an open bag of mulch, and tells her "How do I know it's mine, youza slut!" So then Sassy Jackie becomes Stinky Jackie and she has to take a job dusting underneath all of the shelves at Wal Mart just to make ends meet. She gives birth atop some clearance fabric to a baby with three arms, one eye and really long hair with bad roots. And that's why you shouldn't steal, smoke, or live in dust while pregnant.

[whitlay_kimblay]

Exactly! I love your ending to the story! And Sassy Jackie and Hero Figure lived skankily ever after!

[aka341]

you 2 crack me up. and why DIDN'T you bring these lovely dolls home?

actually, i dont blame you. they'd probably steal food and dogs.