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[whitmanmae]

I heard the world was in need of a kid like Mae Whitman, so I told my mother to procreate.

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[carmen__e]

You're one smart cookie.

[whitmanmae]

The pre-fetus state was a good one for me.

[carmen__e]

Apparently, you were ordering your mother around.

[whitmanmae]

The scary part is that she listened to the voice in her ovary.

[ex_aliashaw]

Yes I'm commenting here too, would you expect anything less. This is the part where I lovingly threaten to do something awful to you if you don't stick around.

[whitmanmae]

If you hadn't, I might have gone crazy and busted a cap or the like. And leave, me?

[ex_aliashaw]

Easy there, killer. The last thing we need is for you to violate your parole.

[whitmanmae]

Hey now, that bitch had it coming.

[rob_pattinson]

That crotch conversation is scary.

[whitmanmae]

I'm sorry, Wendy. I thought the world should know about my crotch fear.

[rob_pattinson]

This name is really catching on. One day my mother will call me Rob and I won't even realise she is addressing me.

Well just don't spread the fear.

[whitmanmae]

It's just so fitting.

[kimberlyjbrown]

You are just too cute. That's all there is to it. Added.

[whitmanmae]

Thanks, I try. Added back.

[adfan]

I have added you. Will you add me?