NO SEX FOR TWO WEEKS...LEST SEE IF U CAN DO IT

we're not together...well...are we? NO we're not right?! u broke up with her for me, but that doesn't mean we're together...well...if we are, then i just cheated on u. we're not but you're still going to get mad..

im sorry

no im not ..im sick of always being sorry

but i still love u

me:i will see u in 12 hours and i love u with my entire heart
kayla:ahhhhh no you dont, only half...we share the same heart.

xhplessromantikx: well im going to go sit by the fireplace with a tazer and try to catch Santa...

omg keith...i love u

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CARVER...I LUV U!

visit this crazy bitch....she's the homie...and she's hot woot woot haha steph mmmmmk i luff u

STephANiE motha fukn carver you're a PiMP my love, simply a fucking PIMP

DiD You MiSs ME?!

guess who's back in the motha fuckn house with two tig ol' bitties for yo mouth