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[whitrthanwhite]

So. I'm getting notes from my sponsors.

They're saying I should highlight my "bitchy eyes". I should wear darker clothes, possibly business suits. That I should use Porcelain Curse Bearer again in tandem with the new "Gimmick Puppet" cards, and asked if I could ditch the glasses...

What is this, I don't even...

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[observershikou]

... That's a bit of an odd shift.

[whitrthanwhite]

Yeah. Especially after my successful fights with Placido and Jinn, you think they'd want me to keep up the Gem-Knights. Nope, they want me to be brooding and a "Baroness" type? Also feel angsty over Susan, and our hidden lesbian relationship...?

Where do they get these things...?

[observershikou]

I'm... I'm not certain.

Your sponsors might be a bit daft.

[whitrthanwhite]

... One, which is a make-up company, wants me to get a Russian accent...?

I think they just all stumbled onto it from me doing well like two times. Despite the loss, Team Beryl pulled out pretty nicely in the public eye due to claims of an impressive line-up of players, exciting scene stealers, and... well, admittedly, a lot of people polled that Susan came off as more approachable due to being bounced down pavement. Which still makes me wince.

So. they're probably try to act on "potential hot commodity".

... do I have bitchy cat eyes?

[pureplainpatron]

Clearly they don't know what they're talking about.

Glasses only ENHANCE the effect of cold eyes and business suits. Though I'd recommend a pencil skirt over pants, and pantyhose are a definite.

[whitrthanwhite]

I never got the pantyhose thing. They always seemed uncomfortable.

... Why are they called Pencil Skirts?

Though they say glasses hide my eyes.

[pureplainpatron]

They're form fitting, and indeed can even help shape your legs to be more attractive. Plus, there's the extra hint of something being hidden, without really hiding much of anything, besides maybe color.

Beats me. Maybe because they remind of the cap they put on the end of pencils to hold the eraser?

Then they need to do something about the lighting.

[whitrthanwhite]

They always felt sweaty and icky to be honest. Noriko would have to jam her hands into my head to like them, I think.

... Supposedly they're long and thin like a pencil?

I'm asking about that. Something about industry answers, and would I consent to surgery to make my eyes bigger.