Exodus 5:1 - 7:25

[stationary_jew]

Moses and Aaron said, "Jehovah says, 'Let my people go, they need a feast.'" Pharaoh replied, "What god's this, then? Not happening." They said, "We've met Him, and He's gonna be pissed if we don't do this." Pharaoh said, "If your people have enough time to go party in the desert, they're not working hard enough." So he stopped giving the

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[stationary_jew]

I did not remember how long the plagues actually take; they keep going through Chapter 12. That's less than two plagues per chapter, which would count as sloppy editing in most other contexts.