sometimes I hate my house.

sometimes people annoy me and it makes my eye twitch.

my eye has been twitching nonstop lately.

blahdy blahdy blah.

If this PT tells me about turkey hunting one more time I am going to literally take the underwire out of my bra and stab it into his jugular.

ah.

I am at Jared's house and I am bored.

That bitch Karie finally gave me some money.

Eh, her treatment for whatever disease she gets from my voodoo curse will cost her more than she thinks anyway.

you cannot touch God's annointed.

I am a daughter of Abraham, I am annointed.

I dont want to hurt his feelings ( Read more... )

OMFG

This little girl is so fricken annoying.

So is this man. He just keeps telling me about his mullet, GROSS!

I want a hot dog real bad!

I am going to pay off one of my credit cards this month.

I hate debt.

I want a new car.

Fuckin debt.

ok, im back to Godmother. lol.

Let

Me

Outta

Here

!

WHOA.

Im a dad!

um, there is something seriously wrong inside of me right now. physically. I wont get into it, just trust me, not cool!

oh well!

I wonder....
what he would say if I told him...
that I think I want to be with him.

I guess I may never know.

It takes too long to get everything that I want ( Read more... )

Marissa was right, It is a good feeling to get someone fired.

he deserved it.