Jeri Thompson vs. Elizabeth Kucinich

Jan 15, 2008 15:17

It's the showdown of trophy wives of Presidential candidates!


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boffo January 15 2008, 23:23:04 UTC
Kucinich is younger (30 vs. 41) but I've got to give the edge to Thompson. Kucinich is too much of a hippie. Her hero is Princess Diana, for crying out loud. One punch and she'd be crying to her daddy and/or husband, assuming she can remember in her shroom-addled brain which is which.

On the other hand, Jeri Thompson looks an awful lot like Tori Spelling.


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electricia January 15 2008, 23:26:03 UTC
I disagree wrt the Tori Spelling comparison.

Are those ages really correct? I seriously would have thought it was the other way around. Also, Kucinich looks much taller, but then again her husband is like a pocket pet, so it's hard to tell how tall she really is.

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boffo January 15 2008, 23:29:53 UTC
If you believe Wikipedia, Jeri Thompson was born in 1966 and Elizabeth Kucinich was born in 1977. So you might end up being older than the First Lady, in an alternate universe where Dennis Kucinich had any chance at becoming President.

her husband is like a pocket pet, so it's hard to tell how tall she really is.

Next matchup: Dennis Kucinich vs. Pikachu!

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robbbbbb January 15 2008, 23:30:59 UTC
Dennis Kucinich is an absolute pacificist, and one would think that his wife is too. Jeri Thompson, on the other hand, was a Washington lobbyist. They fight dirty.

One punch, game over. No contest.

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loweeel January 16 2008, 03:11:52 UTC
Krazy K*nt Kucinich is a vegan.

Her bones are probably as brittle as flawed glass. I bet she'd struggle to lift a 5 lb weight. Jeri Thompson eats red meat.

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kenshi January 16 2008, 17:28:25 UTC
Lobbyist beats peace activist every time.

It ain't the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog.

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