Nerds on Sports March Madness Tournament

[boffo]

Here's a single elimination tournament of various nerd culture icons. They don't specify the criteria for picking one over another. I assume it's who'd win a fight, although it could be just which one you like more

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[boffo]

I also think that Dom DeLouise could win a fight with an ant. Sure, the ant can lift 50 times its weight and Dom DeLouise is an old fat guy who, up until I looked it up on the Internet, I wasn't even sure was still alive. But there's a bit of a size difference, you see.

Stay Puft is the size of a skyscraper. Michelin is the size of a large person. Stay Puft is an incarnation of the demon-god Gozer. Michelin is an advertising pitchman. Stay Puft is immune to all normal weapons, and can only be harmed by crossing plasma streams, and action which is capable of destroying the entire universe. Whereas attacking Michelin with a single nail would cause him to have a blow-out.

I don't see how it's even a fight. Stay Puft would just step on Michelin, and that would be the end of it.

[boffo]

Except that as an incarnation of the demon-god Gozer, he's immune to fire.

Tires, on the other hand, burn quite nicely.

[perich]

I like to think of Warmech as the plucky George Mason of the league.