Seventy-Three Prayers

Jul 14, 2008 14:34

First order of business, YOU, cursed or not, YOU are no longer allowed to be near Sister Esther by order of all that is good and Holy! You tried to sell our Sister Esther. SELL HER. A PERSON. I cannot think of any place which is of a right mind where selling of people is permissable behavior!

IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!

Besides which, she's a nun, and I'm fond of her!

Second order of business, MISS ATORA! MISS ATORA HANASHIMA! Are you alright? Are you among the missing persons! If something is wrong, hiding away in some bar is NOT the correct answer to your problems!

Third order of business, some of you have been going around spreading nasty rumors about how I'm a horrible priest and I'm into younger women, and I want to inform you that both of these things are quite wholly untrue. You should think and speak more highly of your fellow officers, Father Leon.

Finally, if I ever see another desert again in my whole life, it will have been too soon.

what fresh new hell is this, i r srs priest this r srs thread, worst priest evar, get behind thee satan, hypocrite abel is a hypocrite, i'm on your side, idk my bff antonio, for crissakes, cockfighting, do not want, why i never, i have to protect them, aaauuuuugh!, be moar of a dick abel, estheeeeeeeer, idk my bff leon, i c wut u did thar, cry moar, ira, buddy system works, sticking his nose in

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