Rise up and impale them on our cell phones...

[whoiseric]

A random excerpt from a day in the life of The Zombie Generic

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i might just be inclined to pull out the big guns and say <3 but unfortunately im not a fucktard

[deaddonttalk]

seriously we are so fucking in synch that we might as well fucking be nsync.

i updated with a conversation of me being rude to someone, then saw you had updated doing the same.

seriously if this doesnt fucking mean something, then fucking doesnt mean something.

Re: i might just be inclined to pull out the big guns and say <3 but unfortunately im not a fucktard

[whoiseric]

I have a few things to say about that, but I am not about to give out free masturbation material to all those who read my shit yo.

Re: i might just be inclined to pull out the big guns and say <3 but unfortunately im not a fucktard

[deaddonttalk]

but fucklove (what a cute pet name) i was really looking forward to a good read myself.

[sleepinsafety]

ha ha
i like that your life is funnier than mine

Wanna trade?

[whoiseric]

Seriously, we can just switch phones, you will get to wear cooler shoes (mine kick much ass) and you will have to start munching carpet...Wait, that means that I will have to...On second though scratch that.

Re: Wanna trade?

[sleepinsafety]

ha..shows what you know...i do not have a phone..so you would have to be cut off from the world like ted kazinski... and you wouldn't have to do any of that, as that i am currently considering going into a nunnery.

Re: Wanna trade?

[whoiseric]

You know, I tried to get into a nunnery, for reasons I will keep to myself, no need to incriminate myself in any on going investigations, but apparently I do not make a believable cable repair man...

Oh wait, sonofabitch, stupid stupid stupid Eric.