POI fic: Escape attempt
TITLE: Escape attempt
AUTHOR: whomii2
RATING: G
DISCLAIMER: do not own
SUMMARY: Prison break
It was a classic escape attempt.
Scarface had a fruitcake with a file inside delivered to Elias. The guards saw nothing suspicious in the heavy weight of the holiday treat.
Unfortunately Elias was unable to remove the file from the rock-like cake. The most Elias could do was batter the cake against the bars of his cell, which failed to have any impact on said bars and didn’t even make a satisfying clanging noise.
From Scarface’s point of view the gift was a complete success. Elias had fallen into a rather maudlin state of mind around the holidays, and his dislike of the fruitcake and frustration in trying to remove the file put him in a nasty frame of mind and got him back on track.
AUTHOR: whomii2
RATING: G
DISCLAIMER: do not own
SUMMARY: Prison break
It was a classic escape attempt.
Scarface had a fruitcake with a file inside delivered to Elias. The guards saw nothing suspicious in the heavy weight of the holiday treat.
Unfortunately Elias was unable to remove the file from the rock-like cake. The most Elias could do was batter the cake against the bars of his cell, which failed to have any impact on said bars and didn’t even make a satisfying clanging noise.
From Scarface’s point of view the gift was a complete success. Elias had fallen into a rather maudlin state of mind around the holidays, and his dislike of the fruitcake and frustration in trying to remove the file put him in a nasty frame of mind and got him back on track.