Comments | whoojackie: #1 (Used someone elses computer without askin)

whoojackie

#1 (Used someone elses computer without askin)

Mar 28, 2008 08:06

Uh, hello? People of the Wide Wide World of Web? I don't know where I am. I found this computer and watched the fish swim around for a while, but then I bumped it and they went away. Since I've got experience with these things, I don't think it's broken, so nobody panic. ...I hope I didn't break it. If it's somebody else's computer, I'm sorry. But ( Read more... )

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r0setyler March 28 2008, 18:40:39 UTC

Hello there. It seems that you've found yourself here along with the rest of us. How we got here is still a mystery and we sort of can't go back.

whoojackie March 28 2008, 18:55:18 UTC

Well where's here, then? Is this England? Because you talk like you're Englandish. How did I get across the ocean? I don't remember that at all.

r0setyler March 28 2008, 19:16:29 UTC

Not England exactly. Not anywhere remotely close to it. You're in, um, I know this is gonna sound a bit mad, but you're in Wonderland. Oh and whatever you do keep away from the plants, if there's any around you.

What's your name?

whoojackie March 28 2008, 19:26:18 UTC

Wonderland? Y'mean like in the cartoon?

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beforeimakiller March 29 2008, 01:47:59 UTC

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You've never seen a screensaver before?

whoojackie March 29 2008, 02:49:51 UTC

A what?

beforeimakiller March 29 2008, 03:03:05 UTC

An animation designed to prevent phosphor burn-in on CRT screens.

whoojackie March 29 2008, 03:03:50 UTC

Not to be rude, Mister, but I'm not even sure all of that was English.