Killing Me Softly

[whopets]

Nothing pisses me off more than these chain letters that endanger the status and health of of my future relationships. Please, don't curse me with 47 years of failing relationships. I don't think I could bear the suffering and will abide by what the letter claims and have a little sliver of hope that something special will happen between 6:00 PM

Comments

Here's the deal.

[anonymous]

If you give me some of that lobster, I'll come flying out of the wormhole for you. You'll just have to use your imagination to make it enjoyable.

Re: Here's the deal.

[taxyman12]

the thought of that chills me to my very bones

[fayerhode_316]

aw josh i like it! made me laugh out loud several times. btw i've never sent a chain letter thing, just those stupid surveys, which arent chain letters, right? have nice day.