And now for this:

The 13 year old boy's definition on the bases:

First base = Making out
Second base = Handjobs and fingering
Third base = Felatio and cunnilingus
Home run = Sexual intercourse

The 13 year old girl's definition of the bases:First base = Holding hands ( Read more... )

But I just got a new tattoo, so who needs personality?

I cannot find this shit on youtube, or else I'd post it directly here...
But basically, I saw Gabby on fucking Fox News.
It tripped me out so I thought I'd share it.

She's the one screaming something like "we live in fear, now it's their turn to fear us" Leave a comment  4 

What are you doing on New Years?
All I can find to do are expensive stupid raves and this one house party that will have a bunch of people I don't want to see.
I'd like to not stay home and drink cheap "champagne" all night, but I will if I have to...

So KALX was having this call-in contest for tickets to Gilman this weekend ( Read more... )

The four people that got me birthday presents all got me the same thing ( Read more... )

I reluctantly agreed to be a copy editor for the Lumberjack starting in January.

That's when they told me they were paying me!! Why wasn't that the first thing they told me about the job?!

They're fucking paying me $300 just to tell people why they suck at writing!

You know what that means, right?

I'M A PROFESSIONAL JOURNALIST!!!!

I just realized I've been vegan for three months now ( Read more... )

There are two others that are well-written, but they concern topics that even I didn't care about. The three I most highly recommend are the Ill Bill story, Meat-Free story, and the Saw V review. Tell me what you think!

10/29/08
Saw V portrays Poetic Justice

10/22/08
Living a Meat-Free Lifestyle

10/8/08
When I say ILL you say BILL

10/1/08
Not ( Read more... )

My first radio broadcast in three months is Thursday night from 11-1.

My first article as a Lumberjack staff writer will be published and available next Wednesday.

My "clothing line" will begin some time next week after I get my sewing machine back.

Hell yes.