It's not my fault!

[whoretoculture]

I'm having crazy mood swings today. Not the usual . . . at all. Got into a huge fight with my umbrella. Whoretoculture: one; Umbrella: zero. I put up a fight and have the bloody injuries to show for it. I blame the moon, hormones, food additives and the alien implant. Ok, mainly I think it'd due to the alien implant and the food additives (

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[blueeyesnyc]

Buck up little cowpoke. I'm coming to crash your house and make you do all sorts of crazy things that you can blame me for later.

Because. that. is. what. I. do.

Ameryka the Scorpio

[whoretoculture]

God-damned Scorpios!
SEX AND DRUGS SEX AND DRUGS . . . all you think about and all you guys do . . . along with your art, literature and music. Your art, literature and music about SEX AND DRUGS!!!!!
Don't worry luv, I will not blame you for any of the crazy things you're gonna make me do. I take fully responsibility for my actions. Hey, I have an idea. Let's see how much sinning I can do in the next year, before I turn 30!

Sex + Drugs = good

[anonymous]

Us Scorpios love it... #1!
-E