~<>~Basics~<>~
//Name:// Jay Krank
//Age:// 20ish...almost the 21
//Location:// Goddamn bat country...also known as Texas, the smelliest state in the US
//Sexuality:// Repressed/Deviated...oh! Sorry, Bisexual
//Single or taken?:// Happily taken
//got a picture?:// Yes I do!
~<>~About You~<>~
//Five bands you love:// Fischerspooner, Gigi D'Agostino, 4-Strings, Beborn Beton, Apoptygma Berzerk...*coughs*THE BIRTHDAY MASSACRE! Ha! Snuck it in there *smug*
//Five bands that make you wish you were deaf:// Linkin Park, [insert country music band/artist here], any band ever featured on MTV, Good Charolette *shivers*, and...Avril...*vomits*
//What are your hobbies:// Oooo, writing, queer dancing by myself, chitter chattering, logicating theorums on Life, Time and Religionomous Doohickers, whining, day-dreaming, wishing I had dolls...err...corset ideological creation
//Five favorite movies:// Christ, this is going to be bad but I can't front, a'ight? *hates self now* *mumbles* Star Wars Saga, Dune('84 version), Ichi the Killer, The Street Fighter, and...hmm...Boondock Saints
//Books:// Yes, they are quite loverly!!! I have four full size bookshelves full, seven human sized piles and three desks covered in them...I buy too many books ><
//If you could trade places with one person for a day, who would it be and why?:// Keira Knightley...for some reason, she just seems to have a wonderful life and she is very pretty, so I would go and get any boy I wanted and be a dirty, dirty girl! <333
//Do you believe in love?// Does the Pope crap in the woods? HELL YES <333
//Name one thing you hope to accomplish in your lifetime:// Having a daughter and encouraging her to the greatness that is her birthright
//If you could spend the rest of your life with someone…who?:// My Emiwydoll
//Name three things that make you sexalicious:// Me? Oh my...err, I guess my eyes are pretty unique...I am 6'4", I have been told that was pretty attractive...err, my hands are guaranteed softer than anyone here lol
//Describe yourself in 100 words or less.:// Jay
That was lazy, okay, I will go on...I feel I am the ultimate paradox in human form, I am everything and nothing at once. I am happiness, remorse, rage, the ennui joy of blissful eternal solitude. This is too hard, I am way too mercurial for words. Chaos, that's what I am, beautiful chaos
//What do you believe in most strongly:// The terrible power of Love
~<>~Opinions~<>~
//Britney or Christina?:// Can I go with Pedro the happy donkey?
//Pizza hut or dominos?:// Hmm...*bites lip* I can't lie, I don't eat pizza. Can I go with eel or a nice green salad?
//Brad Pitt or Colin Ferrell?:// Errg, he won me over a bit more with Alexander, but I mean, come on...Brad Pitt...christ that is pretty *goes to watch Snatch*
//Pro-choice or pro-life?:// Pro-choice, never one to force my opinions on another. Making abortion illegal will not stop them, it will just make it more dangerous for them. I mean, look at drugs...used to be legal now illegal...oh yeah, let me tell you, that went REAL well
//Gay marriage or no?:// Yesh, of course, love is love. Marriage existed long a'fore the whole "Gay's are wrong" idea, so what's up, you know, let the people be joined together if they are in love. What should other people care anyway, right?
//Night or day?:// Night baby, the moon is out and I am soooo happy wiffout da sun
//Snow or rain?:// Rain, rain, stay an hour, stay a day, I don't ever want you to go away *spins*
~<>~About the community~<>~
//How did you find out about the community?:// My newest bestest friend promoted and told me to join
//Did anybody invite you? If so who?// Well, not really, I don't think so. I was invited to apply though oO
//Show us your loyalty, where did you promote?: LINKS PLEASE!//
http://www.livejournal.com/community/mr_poop/14840.html //Give us two names of people we can invite://
dark_half,
theravenman //Now show us yourself, three at least(pictures)://
Here comes the assault, shield your eyes!!!
I am so Live Journal
What the hell is wrong with me?
Because it's never a complete app if I am not brushing my teeth
I have such the hideous lips ><
The best picture of them all...well, the only good picture. Me and my Emiwydoll <333
Err, to wrap this up, I feel that this would be a fun community to join, though I am sure I am too dork for it already. But I's not gonna be negative, I just leave it up to you. 'member, no matter what you say, I will always love you all to death <333
Love,
Jay