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Who: Tamaki and Urahara (FINALLY!)
What: Making plans for Rukia and Ichigo, discussing Tamaki's predicament.
Where: Urahara's shop
When: .....sometime after the Tamaki/Haruhi kiss?
Why: For shiggles.
Tamaki: *walks up to the storefront with a box of small cakes* *unsure if he should just walk in or wait for Urahara to invite him in* Hello? Urahara? Is anyone home?
Urahara: Ah, Tamaki-kun! *waves happily from behind his fan, signaling Tamaki to step inside* You look so washed today, ne? *snaps fan shut* *points to kotatsu and smirks because he's been watching Ouran* Be right back. *goes to kitchen to fetch tea quickly and returns* Tea?
Tamaki: *waves back* Nice to see you again Urahara, it's been a long time! *steps inside* *takes a look at the kotatsu and beams* You have one of these too??? I'm so excited! *hops up and down* And yes, tea sounds lovely! *looks at his feet* Should I take off my shoes?
Urahara: Of course! *looks at Tamaki's feet* Interesting footwear. ^_^ *waves dismissively as he pours tea* Kick them off. They'll only get in the way of our planning, hm?
Tamaki: Thanks, they're Prada! *slips them off* And yes, that's a good point. *plops down on the floor* *pulls the kotatsu cover over his legs* So have you had any ideas recently?
Urahara: Many. *pulls his hat a little lower over his eyes* Unfortunately, not about my OTP. I've been...distracted. ^_^ *sips tea* A swan ride. Ah?
Tamaki: *considers this* Hmm, that might be a good idea. *notices Urahara's ^-^* What have you been distracted by?
Urahara: Everyone feels loved when looking at white birds, ne? *breaks out fan* Hm? *brings tea to lips* What is the biggest distraction you can think of?
Tamaki: Mmm, good point. *takes a sip* Delicious! *smiles knowingly* Why Urahara, do you have a special someone?
Urahara: Ah. *taps nose* Special...hm. More like deadly, cute, serious, handsome and generally unamused. *thinks a little more* Sensual. *looks at Tamaki* But you've met Byakuya before, haven't you? ^_^
Tamaki: *chokes on his tea* *hopes Urahara doesn't notice* K-kuchiki-san? You mean Rukia's older brother? *was unsure what to make of this* Well that's....nice. *blushes* *takes another sip of tea* He's....s-sensual?
Urahara: *leans over to pat Tamaki on the back so he doesn't choke* I can't get away from the Kuchikis. ^_^ *fans himself a little* Very. Gentle, but effective. *eyes glaze over* Good with tongue. *blinks* You look very red, Tamaki-kun. Need a towel?
Tamaki: *eyes go wide at the mention of "tongue"* Er- n-no thanks Urahara, I'm fine... *shakes his head, trying to dispel his confusing thoughts and feelings* *decides that Urahara is probably a safe person to talk to about this* *clears throat* Uh Urahara, can I ask you something?
Urahara: *considers Tamaki closely from under his hat* Ask away.
Tamaki: *thinks hard about how to phrase his question* Um well...this might be kind of awkward of me but...how did you know that you liked...Kuchiki-san?
Urahara: Byakuya? Hm. *taps fan to lips a few times* Byakuya has a dazzling personality, ne? ^_^ *lowers his voice as his face turns serious* Love is love, Tamaki-kun. It comes in various shapes. *waits a few seconds* *leans in and smirks at Tamaki* And Byakuya's shape is *very* nice! ^_^
Tamaki: *blushes harder* Erm...I'm sure it's...nice...*clears his throat again* I meant more like....how did you know you liked.....other men. If you're comfortable talking about this, if not we don't have to.
Urahara: Men? Hm. *rests back a little* I didn't really think about it... My body did that for me, ne? *picks up tea cup* Besides, I've liked Byakuya a while. Distant people are fun. ^_^ *smiles semi-suavely* This idea is new for you? Surprising.
Tamaki: *scratches the back of his neck* Well uh, yeah, I guess it is a new thought for me...*clears throat again* I had a....a rather confusing experience recently.
Urahara: Confusing? *stares* Hm. Was it a cross-dresser?
Tamaki: NO! *he jumped, but somehow managed not to flail* I mean uh, she- uh, he- uh... well it wasn't a cross-dresser at the time I guess. D-do you...by any chance know my dau- erm, Fujioka Haruhi? She just recently just got a livejournal.
Urahara: Ahhh, Haruhi-kun. *fans self* She is very energetic, ne? *smiles* But she's a girl, hm? *thinks for a bit* Does the short hair confuse you?
Tamaki: *stares into his lap* Of course not, I know she's a girl, it was our idea that she dress in a men's uniform and act as a host so she could work off her debt. But a few days ago...I know it sounds crazy but she....turned into a boy....*trails off* *turns bright red* *wipes his sweaty palms on his pants* And then I erm....we.....*practically whispers* kissed.
Urahara: *stays silent for a few minutes* *claps Tamaki on the back enthusiastically* Uwa~! You are more stylish than I imagined! *pops party streamers from out of nowhere* Congratulations! ^_^
Tamaki: *looks at Urahara, puzzled and slightly disturbed* This is no reason to celebrate Urahara, *glooms, shoulders slouching* What I've done isn't right, it's.....unnatural...
Urahara: *puts away the gay kissing cake he was about to bust out with* *looks ahead and starts speaking* Unnatural? Hm. That's one way of looking at it. *pauses for a few moments* Tamaki. It is difficult to find love, ne? Not everyone does. *pauses again* Natural, unnatural... What do you feel in your heart?
Tamaki: I.....I don't really know....I mean, Haruhi is like a daughter to me, I've never thought about her any other way....and so when we kissed, it was strange because of that, but it was also strange because she wasn't a girl and I still......wanted to kiss her. What does that say about me? Does that make me a pervert? *glances up at Urahara with HUGE puppy dog eyes*
Urahara: *looks at Tamaki thoughtfully* *puts one hand on his shoulder* *squeezes compassionately* Yes. ^_^
Tamaki: *gasps dramatically* *recoils from Urahara* BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A PERVERT, I JUST WANT TO MAKE HARUHI HAPPY, I NEVER MEANT TO-TO.....VIOLATE HER!!!! OH WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??!?! *buries face in his hands*
Urahara: *points to laptop in his room* Victoria's Secret has a website. You could browse there first. They have matching sets, ne? ^_^ *sips tea calmly* Ah. *raps on the table* Let's plan. It'll take your mind off your impending bisexuality.
Tamaki: *looks horrified at Urahara* *thinks to himself what a strange man Urahara really is* Yes, let's plan, that's why we're here, right? Now we should first review all the information we have about the two of them. What do you know about Rukia and Ichigo?
Urahara: A lot. *doesn't say anything else for a while* They're very angry people. Kurosaki-kun has impressive veins when he shouts. ^_^
Tamaki: *nods thoughtfully* *takes a sip of his tea* Well then, whatever scenario we cook up for them must take place somewhere relaxing and free of things that might aggravate them. Otherwise they might get so angry that they forget about romance entirely, and we certainly can't have that! A spa maybe? *rubs chin* But that might be hard to get them to agree to...Kurosaki-kun seems very stubborn. *thinks for a moment* What kind of activities do they enjoy?
Urahara: *slides his arm across his chest* *frowns* Other than shouting at each other? Hm. *tries to think a little harder* *misses Bya randomly because he is a sap* A Juice festival? Ah, but that would only work on Rukia...
Tamaki: Well, that might be a good start. *imagines Rukia and Ichigo at a Juice festival* *INNER TAMAKI MIND THEATER* *Ichigo and Rukia are wandering around the fairgrounds, sampling various juices and occasionally bickering with each other. Suddenly, a group of ruffians approach Rukia while Ichigo's back is turned and start making creepy advances. Ichigo turns back to see this and incapacitates the group with his martial arts skills. Rukia sees how concerned Ichigo is for her well-being and sighs dreamily, clearly enamored with her savior. The two share a romantic moment. And then there are fireworks, of course.*
Ooh ooh! I have a GREAT idea! *bounces excitedly* We can up a situation in which Ichigo has to fight for Rukia's honor! It's the perfect plan!
Urahara: *watches Tamaki space out* *inspects Tamaki's tea to see if he accidentally poured hallucinogens in there* *waves hand in front of Tamaki's face* Hm. *jumps a little when Tamaki seems to come to life again* Kurosaki is very good at fighting. *thinks* Except when he messes it up. *thinks again* *fans the air in general* And the swans?
Tamaki: *grins widely* I'm sure Kurosaki-kun wouldn't mess up if he was fighting for his beloved Rukia, don't you think? *considers the swans for a moment* Do you think they'd have swan rides at a juice festival? I don't know much about commoner traditions.
Urahara: Maybe. He's a little slow sometimes. *swats Tamaki on the knee with his fan* Of course they don't. But don't worry! ^_^ *feels the shopkeeper spirit emerging* Tessai and I can whip up something, ne? And Jinta is good at decorations.
Tamaki: *flinches as Urahara swats him* *but is excited by Urahara's suggestion* Yes, that sounds like a good idea! Do you really think you and Tessai could build some kind of swan ride? That would be amazing! Ooh, but would be do that instead of the Rescue Plan, or in addition to?
Urahara: We could have killer crocodiles in the water, ne? They leap out and Kurosaki stuns them. *looks at Tamaki* What do you think?
Tamaki: Hmmm, that's a possibility. But I think it Rukia-chan would respond more to a threat to her honor than to her life....she's a skilled fighter too, right? Hmm, they are a tricky pair, aren't they?
Urahara: *stops short* Ah. It's a good thing I have you here, Tamaki-kun. ^_^ *thinks* We could dress Jinta and Ururu up as ruffians. Well, maybe not Ururu...
Tamaki: *chuckles* Isn't Jinta a bit young? And Rukia might recognize him. I can get some of the host club members to do it, Kyouya can be quite scary sometimes ^_^;;
Urahara: Kyouya seems handy with finances. And scaring people. ^_^ *drains the last of his tea* Good plan! How long will it take?
Tamaki: Hmm...we have a lot arrangements to make...renting the fairground, advertising, inviting Juice connoisseurs to set up booths, and of course preparing our actors....I'd say at least a month if we start right away. *pauses* Wow, that's a long time. But it'll be worth it, right Urahara?
Urahara: Of course! ^_^ *gets in Tamaki's personal space* True love is always worth it, ne? Even without the swans, my OTP will flourish. *pulls out a cookie* This is for you.
Tamaki: *is a bit taken aback by Urahara's sudden movements* Uhh, yes, it certainly is *eyes the cookie before taking it* T-thank you Urahara
Urahara: It's got coconut. Very celebratory! *stands and walks to where his shoes are* *puts them on* *clacks about in them for a few steps before turning to look at Tamaki* Tessai is waiting, ne? I said I'd introduce you. ^_^
Tamaki: *wraps the cookie in a napkin and slips it into his pocket**stands and follows Urahara* That sounds wonderful, I've wanted to meet Tessai for a while! what have you told him about me?
Urahara: Hm? I told him you're a chef. *one eye gleams from under his hat as he turns to look at Tamaki over his shoulder* He wants to compare recipes. ^_^
Tamaki: *eyes grow wide* But I'm not a chef...I can hardly make instant ramen...
Urahara: Don't be so modest, Tamaki-kun! *drags him forward by the elbow* Ah, Tessai! Meet Tamaki. *clops off happily* *waves over his shoulder before disappearing into the house* Have fun taste-testing! ^_^
Tamaki: *looks Tessai up and down* *notices his huge stature and his less-than-friendly countenance* Uh, Urahara? Where are you going? *watches him disappear* Wait! I er, *notices Tessai staring at him* Ah well, it seems we finally get to meet Tessai ehehehe.....um Tessai...? What are you doing with that wooden spoon...?
Tessai: Tamaki-dono! *shoves spoon into Tamaki's mouth, full of his newest soup* *stares at Tamaki* What do you think? *looks expectant and hopeful* *watches Tamaki's face turn green* *continues watching as Tamaki falls backward onto the floor* *sniffs spoon* Too much cricket. *returns to the kitchen, leaving Tamaki stranded until Urahara picks him, dusts him off, and shoves some more cookies into his pockets before sending him back to Ouran*
Who: Tamaki and Urahara (FINALLY!)
What: Making plans for Rukia and Ichigo, discussing Tamaki's predicament.
Where: Urahara's shop
When: .....sometime after the Tamaki/Haruhi kiss?
Why: For shiggles.
Tamaki: *walks up to the storefront with a box of small cakes* *unsure if he should just walk in or wait for Urahara to invite him in* Hello? Urahara? Is anyone home?
Urahara: Ah, Tamaki-kun! *waves happily from behind his fan, signaling Tamaki to step inside* You look so washed today, ne? *snaps fan shut* *points to kotatsu and smirks because he's been watching Ouran* Be right back. *goes to kitchen to fetch tea quickly and returns* Tea?
Tamaki: *waves back* Nice to see you again Urahara, it's been a long time! *steps inside* *takes a look at the kotatsu and beams* You have one of these too??? I'm so excited! *hops up and down* And yes, tea sounds lovely! *looks at his feet* Should I take off my shoes?
Urahara: Of course! *looks at Tamaki's feet* Interesting footwear. ^_^ *waves dismissively as he pours tea* Kick them off. They'll only get in the way of our planning, hm?
Tamaki: Thanks, they're Prada! *slips them off* And yes, that's a good point. *plops down on the floor* *pulls the kotatsu cover over his legs* So have you had any ideas recently?
Urahara: Many. *pulls his hat a little lower over his eyes* Unfortunately, not about my OTP. I've been...distracted. ^_^ *sips tea* A swan ride. Ah?
Tamaki: *considers this* Hmm, that might be a good idea. *notices Urahara's ^-^* What have you been distracted by?
Urahara: Everyone feels loved when looking at white birds, ne? *breaks out fan* Hm? *brings tea to lips* What is the biggest distraction you can think of?
Tamaki: Mmm, good point. *takes a sip* Delicious! *smiles knowingly* Why Urahara, do you have a special someone?
Urahara: Ah. *taps nose* Special...hm. More like deadly, cute, serious, handsome and generally unamused. *thinks a little more* Sensual. *looks at Tamaki* But you've met Byakuya before, haven't you? ^_^
Tamaki: *chokes on his tea* *hopes Urahara doesn't notice* K-kuchiki-san? You mean Rukia's older brother? *was unsure what to make of this* Well that's....nice. *blushes* *takes another sip of tea* He's....s-sensual?
Urahara: *leans over to pat Tamaki on the back so he doesn't choke* I can't get away from the Kuchikis. ^_^ *fans himself a little* Very. Gentle, but effective. *eyes glaze over* Good with tongue. *blinks* You look very red, Tamaki-kun. Need a towel?
Tamaki: *eyes go wide at the mention of "tongue"* Er- n-no thanks Urahara, I'm fine... *shakes his head, trying to dispel his confusing thoughts and feelings* *decides that Urahara is probably a safe person to talk to about this* *clears throat* Uh Urahara, can I ask you something?
Urahara: *considers Tamaki closely from under his hat* Ask away.
Tamaki: *thinks hard about how to phrase his question* Um well...this might be kind of awkward of me but...how did you know that you liked...Kuchiki-san?
Urahara: Byakuya? Hm. *taps fan to lips a few times* Byakuya has a dazzling personality, ne? ^_^ *lowers his voice as his face turns serious* Love is love, Tamaki-kun. It comes in various shapes. *waits a few seconds* *leans in and smirks at Tamaki* And Byakuya's shape is *very* nice! ^_^
Tamaki: *blushes harder* Erm...I'm sure it's...nice...*clears his throat again* I meant more like....how did you know you liked.....other men. If you're comfortable talking about this, if not we don't have to.
Urahara: Men? Hm. *rests back a little* I didn't really think about it... My body did that for me, ne? *picks up tea cup* Besides, I've liked Byakuya a while. Distant people are fun. ^_^ *smiles semi-suavely* This idea is new for you? Surprising.
Tamaki: *scratches the back of his neck* Well uh, yeah, I guess it is a new thought for me...*clears throat again* I had a....a rather confusing experience recently.
Urahara: Confusing? *stares* Hm. Was it a cross-dresser?
Tamaki: NO! *he jumped, but somehow managed not to flail* I mean uh, she- uh, he- uh... well it wasn't a cross-dresser at the time I guess. D-do you...by any chance know my dau- erm, Fujioka Haruhi? She just recently just got a livejournal.
Urahara: Ahhh, Haruhi-kun. *fans self* She is very energetic, ne? *smiles* But she's a girl, hm? *thinks for a bit* Does the short hair confuse you?
Tamaki: *stares into his lap* Of course not, I know she's a girl, it was our idea that she dress in a men's uniform and act as a host so she could work off her debt. But a few days ago...I know it sounds crazy but she....turned into a boy....*trails off* *turns bright red* *wipes his sweaty palms on his pants* And then I erm....we.....*practically whispers* kissed.
Urahara: *stays silent for a few minutes* *claps Tamaki on the back enthusiastically* Uwa~! You are more stylish than I imagined! *pops party streamers from out of nowhere* Congratulations! ^_^
Tamaki: *looks at Urahara, puzzled and slightly disturbed* This is no reason to celebrate Urahara, *glooms, shoulders slouching* What I've done isn't right, it's.....unnatural...
Urahara: *puts away the gay kissing cake he was about to bust out with* *looks ahead and starts speaking* Unnatural? Hm. That's one way of looking at it. *pauses for a few moments* Tamaki. It is difficult to find love, ne? Not everyone does. *pauses again* Natural, unnatural... What do you feel in your heart?
Tamaki: I.....I don't really know....I mean, Haruhi is like a daughter to me, I've never thought about her any other way....and so when we kissed, it was strange because of that, but it was also strange because she wasn't a girl and I still......wanted to kiss her. What does that say about me? Does that make me a pervert? *glances up at Urahara with HUGE puppy dog eyes*
Urahara: *looks at Tamaki thoughtfully* *puts one hand on his shoulder* *squeezes compassionately* Yes. ^_^
Tamaki: *gasps dramatically* *recoils from Urahara* BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE A PERVERT, I JUST WANT TO MAKE HARUHI HAPPY, I NEVER MEANT TO-TO.....VIOLATE HER!!!! OH WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??!?! *buries face in his hands*
Urahara: *points to laptop in his room* Victoria's Secret has a website. You could browse there first. They have matching sets, ne? ^_^ *sips tea calmly* Ah. *raps on the table* Let's plan. It'll take your mind off your impending bisexuality.
Tamaki: *looks horrified at Urahara* *thinks to himself what a strange man Urahara really is* Yes, let's plan, that's why we're here, right? Now we should first review all the information we have about the two of them. What do you know about Rukia and Ichigo?
Urahara: A lot. *doesn't say anything else for a while* They're very angry people. Kurosaki-kun has impressive veins when he shouts. ^_^
Tamaki: *nods thoughtfully* *takes a sip of his tea* Well then, whatever scenario we cook up for them must take place somewhere relaxing and free of things that might aggravate them. Otherwise they might get so angry that they forget about romance entirely, and we certainly can't have that! A spa maybe? *rubs chin* But that might be hard to get them to agree to...Kurosaki-kun seems very stubborn. *thinks for a moment* What kind of activities do they enjoy?
Urahara: *slides his arm across his chest* *frowns* Other than shouting at each other? Hm. *tries to think a little harder* *misses Bya randomly because he is a sap* A Juice festival? Ah, but that would only work on Rukia...
Tamaki: Well, that might be a good start. *imagines Rukia and Ichigo at a Juice festival* *INNER TAMAKI MIND THEATER* *Ichigo and Rukia are wandering around the fairgrounds, sampling various juices and occasionally bickering with each other. Suddenly, a group of ruffians approach Rukia while Ichigo's back is turned and start making creepy advances. Ichigo turns back to see this and incapacitates the group with his martial arts skills. Rukia sees how concerned Ichigo is for her well-being and sighs dreamily, clearly enamored with her savior. The two share a romantic moment. And then there are fireworks, of course.*
Ooh ooh! I have a GREAT idea! *bounces excitedly* We can up a situation in which Ichigo has to fight for Rukia's honor! It's the perfect plan!
Urahara: *watches Tamaki space out* *inspects Tamaki's tea to see if he accidentally poured hallucinogens in there* *waves hand in front of Tamaki's face* Hm. *jumps a little when Tamaki seems to come to life again* Kurosaki is very good at fighting. *thinks* Except when he messes it up. *thinks again* *fans the air in general* And the swans?
Tamaki: *grins widely* I'm sure Kurosaki-kun wouldn't mess up if he was fighting for his beloved Rukia, don't you think? *considers the swans for a moment* Do you think they'd have swan rides at a juice festival? I don't know much about commoner traditions.
Urahara: Maybe. He's a little slow sometimes. *swats Tamaki on the knee with his fan* Of course they don't. But don't worry! ^_^ *feels the shopkeeper spirit emerging* Tessai and I can whip up something, ne? And Jinta is good at decorations.
Tamaki: *flinches as Urahara swats him* *but is excited by Urahara's suggestion* Yes, that sounds like a good idea! Do you really think you and Tessai could build some kind of swan ride? That would be amazing! Ooh, but would be do that instead of the Rescue Plan, or in addition to?
Urahara: We could have killer crocodiles in the water, ne? They leap out and Kurosaki stuns them. *looks at Tamaki* What do you think?
Tamaki: Hmmm, that's a possibility. But I think it Rukia-chan would respond more to a threat to her honor than to her life....she's a skilled fighter too, right? Hmm, they are a tricky pair, aren't they?
Urahara: *stops short* Ah. It's a good thing I have you here, Tamaki-kun. ^_^ *thinks* We could dress Jinta and Ururu up as ruffians. Well, maybe not Ururu...
Tamaki: *chuckles* Isn't Jinta a bit young? And Rukia might recognize him. I can get some of the host club members to do it, Kyouya can be quite scary sometimes ^_^;;
Urahara: Kyouya seems handy with finances. And scaring people. ^_^ *drains the last of his tea* Good plan! How long will it take?
Tamaki: Hmm...we have a lot arrangements to make...renting the fairground, advertising, inviting Juice connoisseurs to set up booths, and of course preparing our actors....I'd say at least a month if we start right away. *pauses* Wow, that's a long time. But it'll be worth it, right Urahara?
Urahara: Of course! ^_^ *gets in Tamaki's personal space* True love is always worth it, ne? Even without the swans, my OTP will flourish. *pulls out a cookie* This is for you.
Tamaki: *is a bit taken aback by Urahara's sudden movements* Uhh, yes, it certainly is *eyes the cookie before taking it* T-thank you Urahara
Urahara: It's got coconut. Very celebratory! *stands and walks to where his shoes are* *puts them on* *clacks about in them for a few steps before turning to look at Tamaki* Tessai is waiting, ne? I said I'd introduce you. ^_^
Tamaki: *wraps the cookie in a napkin and slips it into his pocket**stands and follows Urahara* That sounds wonderful, I've wanted to meet Tessai for a while! what have you told him about me?
Urahara: Hm? I told him you're a chef. *one eye gleams from under his hat as he turns to look at Tamaki over his shoulder* He wants to compare recipes. ^_^
Tamaki: *eyes grow wide* But I'm not a chef...I can hardly make instant ramen...
Urahara: Don't be so modest, Tamaki-kun! *drags him forward by the elbow* Ah, Tessai! Meet Tamaki. *clops off happily* *waves over his shoulder before disappearing into the house* Have fun taste-testing! ^_^
Tamaki: *looks Tessai up and down* *notices his huge stature and his less-than-friendly countenance* Uh, Urahara? Where are you going? *watches him disappear* Wait! I er, *notices Tessai staring at him* Ah well, it seems we finally get to meet Tessai ehehehe.....um Tessai...? What are you doing with that wooden spoon...?
Tessai: Tamaki-dono! *shoves spoon into Tamaki's mouth, full of his newest soup* *stares at Tamaki* What do you think? *looks expectant and hopeful* *watches Tamaki's face turn green* *continues watching as Tamaki falls backward onto the floor* *sniffs spoon* Too much cricket. *returns to the kitchen, leaving Tamaki stranded until Urahara picks him, dusts him off, and shoves some more cookies into his pockets before sending him back to Ouran*