Today's Match-Up: Suzuki vs The Loch Ness Monster

[whosdaboss]

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[catnik]

Nessie famously shies away from the press, while Suzuki is a publicity whore. There's a reason there's only one photo of her - none of the other would-be paparazzi survived. When Suzuki goes to the Lochs to try and exploit her for the sake of his own fame, Nessi simply sighs with irritation and eats him before the press can arrive.

[gypsie_jenny]

Suzuki!

[jameel]

Nessie, because he's actually Jack the Ripper.

"Oo, you're a big one, ain'tcha?"

[andsheewas]

Suzuki would want to protect to Nessie and the Loch, while Nessie just wants an easy dinner.

Nessie wins.

[waygroovy]

Suzuki, if only to see him matched up vs trudeau