The Golden Girls are old and decrepit. They should never have made it past the young and feisty Gilmore Girls, but there you have it. As for this fight, I think it's rather obvious that they would be promptly ripped to shreds and eaten by the large, vicious monsters that inhabit the island of the Wild Things (aka where the Wild Things are).
The Golden Girls and the Wild Things enter the arena, and the Wild Things start roaring and jumping around.
Dorothy promptly has a heart attack and dies. Shocked and afraid that she was so unafraid of them that she went to sleep, the Wild Things make her their queen, and the Golden Girls manipulate them into killing themselves.
Actually, you know what? I refuse to even acknowledge that the Wild Things have made it this far. I am redoing my vote on the theory that Oscar Wilde beat them in Round 1, and that Tony the Tiger beat Oscar Wilde in Round 2. Therefore, this is actually a match between the Golden Girls and Tony the Tiger.
This is a trickier match. Tiger-based reflexes and shark-killing action are, after all, quite impressive. However, the Golden Girls have the advantage of numbers, and wouldn't be beyond using Dorothy as bait while the others attack from surprise.
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The Golden Girls and the Wild Things enter the arena, and the Wild Things start roaring and jumping around.
Dorothy promptly has a heart attack and dies. Shocked and afraid that she was so unafraid of them that she went to sleep, the Wild Things make her their queen, and the Golden Girls manipulate them into killing themselves.
Because they're that stupid and useless.
Golden Girls win.
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This is a trickier match. Tiger-based reflexes and shark-killing action are, after all, quite impressive. However, the Golden Girls have the advantage of numbers, and wouldn't be beyond using Dorothy as bait while the others attack from surprise.
Tony's last words: "Clever girls..."
Golden Girls. They're grrr-olden.
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