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Today's Match-Up: Suzuki vs Stalin

Jul 21, 2008 07:01

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suzuki, stalin

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jameel July 21 2008, 11:24:05 UTC

STALIN!

ljisthedevil July 21 2008, 12:23:40 UTC

Stalin.
-Fisher

bluestknight July 21 2008, 12:29:23 UTC

I'm definitely going to have to go with Stalin on this one. There is no way that Suzuki should have beaten the Loch Ness Monster (even though I voted for Suzuki in that fight) and Stalin would just simply beat Suzuki to death with the but of an AK47. And then eat his corpse (I hear that's what Stalin did in his hey-day: corpse-eating... that's why they called him "Ol' Goulish Stalensky")*

*This is in fact a total lie. But Stalin still wins this one, hands down.

andsheewas July 21 2008, 12:59:43 UTC

Stalin, because he has better facial hair. And to paraphrase What's Up, Tiger Lily he will have his mustache eat Suzuki's beard.

ecchs July 21 2008, 13:41:33 UTC

I have to vote Stalin. This is a classic re-enactment of the famous "Stalin kills all his opponents" fights from... well, pretty much all of his career.