Today's Match-Up: Hera vs Trudeau

[whosdaboss]

Comments

[prudentior]

Damnit, whosdaboss, I was hoping today would be one of those days where you don't post until like 8am ET, because I totally forgot to vote for yesterday's.

Also: unless Trudeau cheats on her and invokes her mighty wrath, Juno really isn't going to do much here. And I don't remember infidelity being in Trudeau's history. PET ftw.

[bluestknight]

You know, my first instinct was to vote for Juno, but this vote has swayed me over to the side of Trudeau, and here's why: Trudeau does have infidelity in his history, but it was his wife that cheated on him, and not vice-versa. Juno isn't just the goddess of scorned women, she's the goddess of marriage, so she would have compassion for Trudeau for what his wife put him through. In offering him a shoulder to cry on, Juno would expose a vital weakness (ie. her exposed midriff) and Trudeau would instantly take advantage of it with the dagger-dipped-in-hind's-blood. That would be that.

Trudeau for the win.

[catnik]

It doesn't take much to invoke Juno's wrath. It doesn't even really need to be logical - Trudedeau just has to look at her funny, and BAM, turned into a cow. If he actually tries to kill her, all that will be left is a tiny pile of smoking ash.

[jameel]

Seconded. Juno is the touchiest of Olympian deities.

[whatsupdog]

P.E. Trudeau.

[andsheewas]

Juno.

[jiminwindsor]

Dude. A god vs. a politician. Do I need to spell it out for you? Juno.