Wayne is just a dude with a hat and apparently some history. Screw that.
That's right. Screw it. Right in the face. He's just a dude portraying another dude who no longer has genitals because of repetitive bouncing on a horse. Nothing manly about that, and that's all that John Wayne has going for him.
The only way Olmos could lose this fight would be if he changed his name to something that sounds like the title of an anime with a target audience of 3-7 North American Girls. "Pretty Super Rainbow Kitty" or "Sparkling Pink Pony Princess." Otherwise, he's manlier. And I'm wondering if he'd be manlier even WITH one of those as his legal name.
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See, he's like Christopher Walken Jr.
Wayne is just a dude with a hat and apparently some history. Screw that.
That's right. Screw it. Right in the face. He's just a dude portraying another dude who no longer has genitals because of repetitive bouncing on a horse. Nothing manly about that, and that's all that John Wayne has going for him.
The only way Olmos could lose this fight would be if he changed his name to something that sounds like the title of an anime with a target audience of 3-7 North American Girls. "Pretty Super Rainbow Kitty" or "Sparkling Pink Pony Princess." Otherwise, he's manlier. And I'm wondering if he'd be manlier even WITH one of those as his legal name.
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