My petard! I've been hoisted by it! Just as I savored my eternal nemesis's quandry, now I am confronted by a choice between the sugary mafia and the food of the gods! Woe is me!
Oh, who am I trying to fool. I loved pie before I even knew what a lollipop was, let alone a Lollipop Guild. Pie remains eternal. In the end times, there will be pie. In the grim future of Warhammer 40K, there is only pie.
Lollipop Guild! They will shove a stick into the pie, turning it into one of their confectioneries. By turning the pie into a lollipop, its very essence is subverted! Defeat for pie!
This was almost too close to call - then I noticed that the picture of the pie is in fact depicting that of the strawberry rhubarb variety. And I knew at that moment I could not possibly vote against this king of delights.
It once again comes down to as follows: the Lollipop Guild are likely to eat pie, thus defeating it, while pie is likely to just sit there and take it, thus being defeated. There really isn't any way for me not to vote Lollipop Guild, so there you go.
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Oh, who am I trying to fool. I loved pie before I even knew what a lollipop was, let alone a Lollipop Guild. Pie remains eternal. In the end times, there will be pie. In the grim future of Warhammer 40K, there is only pie.
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Lollipop Guild! They will shove a stick into the pie, turning it into one of their confectioneries. By turning the pie into a lollipop, its very essence is subverted! Defeat for pie!
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Pie ftw.
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