Rhubarb, you say? Why that's mildly toxic! And the Sucker Bunch are rather not full grown adults, with more delicate metabolisms, and less body weight to bring up the LD50. Poison pie ftw.
So I just don't understand why people keep voting the Lollipop guild.
Maybe people just have some sort of midgetphobia. Maybe they think that just because it's an organization full of midgets they're scary gangsters.
But I don't. Midgets, even angry armed midgets, wouldn't be able to cut it. Any competing organization would just have to beat a bunch of midgets, and that's not that hard. Step 1: be bigger. Step 2: Use it.
I am willing to bet there's enough pie in existence to coat the entire land of Oz in a tsunami of scalding delicious, thus roasting / suffocating the entire Lollipop Guild at once.
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Maybe people just have some sort of midgetphobia. Maybe they think that just because it's an organization full of midgets they're scary gangsters.
But I don't. Midgets, even angry armed midgets, wouldn't be able to cut it. Any competing organization would just have to beat a bunch of midgets, and that's not that hard. Step 1: be bigger. Step 2: Use it.
I am willing to bet there's enough pie in existence to coat the entire land of Oz in a tsunami of scalding delicious, thus roasting / suffocating the entire Lollipop Guild at once.
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