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bluestknight August 13 2008, 11:54:32 UTC
Yeah, yeah, you all love Patrick Stewart. Why? I'm not totally sure. Yeah, I like him, and yeah, he's got a nice voice and all, but come on; you'd think the sun shone out of his ass with the amount of support he's gotten all competition. I don't like to vote for the Elite Four, but this time I am, and you know why?

Because Joan Rivers is indestructible.

Not even time itself, the great equalizer, the entropic killer of everyone and everything, can harm Joan Rivers, so how is Patrick Stewart, actor, going to even put a dent in her?

Joan Rivers for the win.

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whereswebb August 13 2008, 11:55:35 UTC
Joan Rivers is evil incarnate. Pure, unadulterated evil.

Botox head FTW.

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jameel August 13 2008, 12:12:06 UTC
Aw, hell no. If Patrick Stewart could somehow defeat the immortal Keith Richards, Joan Rivers doesn't stand a chance. Besides, Patrick Stewart must meet defeat at the hands of Wonder Woman.

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thegreenavenger August 13 2008, 12:37:24 UTC
Stewarrrrt!

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andsheewas August 13 2008, 12:45:42 UTC
You ever see the end of The Brothers Grimm? Heath Ledger or Matt Damon starts smashing the mirror and Monica Bellucci's face starts to crack?

You know this:

... )

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tsed August 13 2008, 17:59:37 UTC
I lol'd.

(Also: Stewart ftw)

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tsed August 14 2008, 08:19:51 UTC
I take this back.

I TAKE THIS BACK SO HARD.

I was walking home from work today, and when I was almost home I saw a woman that looked almost exactly like this "Joan Rivers."

SHE IS HUNTING DOWN ANY ONE WHO DOESN'T VOTE FOR HER.

OH GODS. JOAN JOAN JOAN JOAN.

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