Today's Match-Up: Stewart vs The K-T Meteor

[whosdaboss]

Comments

[jezebeau]

Meteor.

[catnik]

As the meteor approaches, Stewart will dig deep into his acting techniques, and fancy himself an oil rigger from a deep-sea drilling platform. As the world governments panic, he and his crew of blue-collar buddies, his nubile daughter, and a blue-eyed protege will be approached by NASA. They will all embark in astronaut training, to be rocketed off to the flying rock in order to drill into it and plant a nuclear bomb. Then, to the strains of Aerosmith, Patrick Stewart and his crew will quibble with the by-the-book actual astronauts, drink Vodka with a refugee on the spacestation Mir, and blow up the meteor before it can hit the planet. Oh, and as a bonus, Patrick Stewart will still kill off Bruce Willis, saving the planet twice over.

Yippee-ky-yay, Engage!

K-T

[amazon_ww]

As smears on the road go, he's going to be a hot one.

But still. Squish.

[windwoodrose]

Patrick Stewart.

[pinkcheeze]

I... I still think the Lollipop Guild should have won the last round, now I am forced to choose a new favourite for boss. And it's not going to be the stupid meteor! Noooo siree Bob!

Patrick Stewart ftw!