... I have no idea how to even start this.

Just tell 'em!

Don't make it sound like it's not a big deal, Goma!

Geez... GUYS. Greg is finally manning up and popping the question to his ass kicking girlfriend!

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate you most of the time?

Not recently. ANYWAY dumbass here is kinda stuck. One, he has NO idea what ring to get ( Read more... )

... okay. I have a few questions.

And by a few I mean a lot.

Why am I in Haku's apartment?

Why did I WAKE UP in Haku's apartment on the couch?

Why does Gomamon keep mumbling about pickles and kids like some barely coherent war victim?

How the hell did I MISS my own birthday?

And lastly, mostly importantly.

What the hell happened last week? Please tell me ( Read more... )

Souhm...

M'birthday is in two days. But everyone says this virus thing means I'm really older. So I'm kinda confused. Am I turning eleven... or thirty seven?

Also Gomamon got his head stuck in a pickle jar. C-can some one help?

[Comm clicks on to a rather odd voice. It sounds like Greg, only... really, really young.]

Owwww... why does my head hurt... Mom? Dad? ... helllloooo? Wait, this doesn't look like my room. [door opens]

Hey, Greggo, dude, you're gonna be late for... work... whoa.

[Greg SCREAMS]

WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU?!

Whoa whoa Greggo calm down, it's me, Gomamon! Dude ( Read more... )

Dude, dude, Greggo, look what I found!

Huh? ... oh hey, it's my old jacket.  I was wondering where that got to.

[what follows is a bit of rustling and a long, thoughtful silence from Greg.]

Greg?

What's the date, Goma?

Uhm. The... thirteenth of April. ... hey. Wasn't that when you--

Yeah. [short laugh] It's been a whole year already.

... it hasn't been a ( Read more... )

((Shortly after this log))

Hey guys. If you saw Chibi's post you know that Gumi was attacked just a little while ago...

It was Alyssa. She took off before I could even try to get backup and apprehend her, but we got there in time to grab Gumi before she was damaged beyond repair.

Haku is working on her right now. Gaku is--...

Some one... might want to ( Read more... )

There are a lot of things I can forgive in the name of a prank. Mainly because I know 90% of the time I totally, absolutely deserve it. Usually because I've instigated it to begin with.

But even when I've done something as horrible as totally emasculating my friend in front of everyone via a promdress and a pretty princess sign (which I did ( Read more... )

Ugh...

[sniffle]

Anyone got any cold medication? I'm a--... ah... [sneeze] ... feeling a bit under the weather...

((OOC: Posted about an hour and a half before this log. ))

[The comm clicks on to Greg panting heavily. He's running back to DATS.]

Shitshit shoulda done this sooner...

Listen up guys! Kat gave me some information on the case of the kidnapped people!

The person responsible is named Pidonus Marasia, and she may or may not be working with her master, ( Read more... )

Anyone missing a tamer that hasn't been kidnapped? I found a girl with chin-length black hair on the outskirts of Tetha City. Partner is no where in sight and she looks like she got beat to hell.

I'm carrying her to the clinic right now.

[Locked to his "Search Party"]

Meet back at the Denali in a half an hour. After I'm done here we're going back ( Read more... )