snorting washing powder then throwing up over your best friend

[whostolemybread]

Crap house parties are only crap because people sit around waiting for it to get good, and then someone will turn up really wasted having such a good time by himself and remind everyone that it really just comes down to whether you can have a laugh by yourself or not. So then everyone proceeds to have a philosophical moment by themselves in the

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[likeatrain]

i love harry belafonte.
and what you said about crap house parties
made me smile
for the rest of the day.