Who would live on a building site like that? Some sucker with a landlord from hell. He greased us over with a meal as a gesture against 'minor building work' then the next day got in a digger and a port-aloo, 6 of the areas mouthiest builders and demolished our garage to build some flats. Our street thinks it is hilarious and dumps old fridge-freezers and broken TVs on our doorstep to be taken away. Its so beyond a joke that i'm finding it kinda funny these days!
i dont think its going to be there much longer what with the builders drinking beer all day while theyre working (call the police.. yes, YOU!) and the nightly band practices. and my new big speaker. poor foundations. poor neighbours!
its like the haunted house on the block in american teen horrors. i'm the cocky one who is going to knock on the door and run off while everyone else watches from behind the overgrown fence. But, of course, i get taken down by some unspeakable evil any second now.
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