hm....

[whothefuckareu]

crap.... you know what I just realised.... Jacob and Krystal's wedding in like under 6 months.... people dance at weddings.... people expect people to dance at weddings.... last time I checked I'm people.... in the specific catagory of people that don't know how to dance.... ah crap.... I'm screwed

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[chippyjem]

under 5 months actually...lol

well..maybe...there will be other people who dont dance...or maybe, you'll be the only one not dancing and we will laugh at you.

and jacob says that Elise will dance with you :)

[chippyjem]

plus i am going to play system,nin,nirvana...good stuff
dont need moves just jumping!!

j-cub

[anonymous]

WARNING! When writing funny wedding toasts: Absolutely no words about ex-girlfriends or past relationships, and don't say anything that will make the Groom look like a slacker, loser, drunk, or druggie. Making too much fun of the Bride and Groom is definitely not allowed.

[whothefuckareu]

hm... a tip from an anonymous source...
if I follow the above listed rules I have absolutely no material from which to draw. I may actually have to think (shudder) about this now....